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The Junk Drawer
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This would be the most powerful Imperator class. No space marines aboard, just pissed off waffle heezy waitresses
Pray for that planet
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From experience a GSW gets you to the absolute front of the line
*lady at desk
“Why are you here? What’s bothering you?”
*holds up hand
I’ve been shot
*YAKKETY SAX plays
Dad used to get calls on in-grown toe nails because morons though if you arrived at Parkland Hospital in an ambulance it moved you to the head of triage. Enjoy your weekend in the waiting room! These people weren't paying anyway. 😂
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Imagine being the president of a nation, and you and your friends did such a horrible job, you have to bribe the people to vote for you. You wouldn't have to bribe anyone if you would have just done your job and stopped sucking BB off every day.
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Imagine being the poor legionnaire tasked with keeping the monkey in there until the sack is sealed. 😐
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Howloween is gonna be a blast
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Short sleeved white collared, skinny tie, wing-tips & black horn rimmed glasses, Luckys, Zippo, & slide rule accessories should be the scariest Halloween costume for any non-American, 'cause they fucked with physics. Hard.
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Blackberry and iPod classic as EDC. Bring this back.
You should be able to enjoy your music without annoying updates on the downfall of civilization in real time. And you should have real buttons to text "LOL" as gas prices increase.
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