Irreverent Libertarian who creates stuff and runs things. Likes words, music, food, beer, CCFC and giraffes. See also @BenViveur, @Lolbertz
Leafy Surrey
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First win. First goal. First clean sheet. First VAR decision in our favour. All good. #PUSB
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It's a funny time, 3'o'clock. Too late for lunch, but a bit too early for tea. RIP #StephanieCole
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I'm positive that this is an entirely representative picture of what teenagers looked like in the early 1990s...
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Prince Charles. Prince Andrew. Marathon Bars. Opal fruits. Mercury One2One. The Midland Bank. I'm not going to start using your shitty new names for stuff. Ever.
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I wouldn't want to be overconfident, and we could easily be brought right back down to earth with a 5-0 defeat at Arsenal... but I think we have good cause for optimism about this season. #PUSB
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Benjamin Nunn retweeted
The best #Clacton twist would be if @CountBinface removes the mask, and it was @Nigel_Farage inside all along!
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Reckon I'll wait for the 2081 #Eclipse, it's supposed to be slightly better.
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He's right of course, but so many of the day to day frustrations in online life-management are caused *by government* and government systems. HMRC. DWP. gov.uk becoming completely unfit for purpose... Extra regulation always makes shit worse.
Too many people feel like modern life is designed to catch them out.
It should be just as easy to cancel a subscription as it is to start it. And if something is advertised as half price, it should actually be half price.
So I'm taking action.
We’re taking every opportunity to get the cost of living down. It’s about fixing the every day hassles that cost people time, money and patience.
These two are just the start.
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The thing is, a rehabilitated @CrewkerneMan should probably be in a modern Tory party. But so should @lucianaberger. We need to be the model for freedom, genuine diversity and non-hypocritical inclusivity.
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No matter how much I hated a politician - and there are many I truly despise - I don't think I'd be capable of striking them once with a hammer, let alone 21 times... What happened to #AnnWiddecombe is absolutely horrific.
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FFS, Twitter. There were good things, mediocre things and bad things in he 70s. There were good things, mediocre things and bad things in the 80s. There are good things, mediocre things and bad things now...
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A football truth that is rarely mentioned: if you score against a team that would be happy with a 0-0, don't be surprised when they start fighting back! This happened in several Cov games last season - you change the narrative of the match at your own risk.
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I know it's classic fan-whinging, but why do I feel a bit underwhelmed when we've just made our all-time record signing, smashing the previous record by millions?!? :-/ #PUSB
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How about a rule that no Member of Parliament can be a Minister until they've continuously served at least a full year in parliament. Two years for PM?
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Maybe look at that Australian keeper if we can't get Rushworth?!? #PUSB
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Everybody knows Paraguay are always well organised and hard to beat... ah... #WorldCup
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Benjamin Nunn retweeted
Whenever I have to start a conversation with strangers, I always talk about the Mr. Frosty machine I had as a child. Well, it's an ice-breaker I suppose...
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