The propaganda's too weak, Bob. Parody and satire and unhinged thoughts

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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
"I am a firm believer that tons of mortal sin could be avoided if people simply went to sleep before 9:30pm"
I am a firm believer that tons of mortal sin could be avoided if people simply went to sleep before 9:30pm
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
These are young talented, hardworking guys. They are willing to suffer in order to win. Never forgive the people who put them in this position, who took our best young men and racially, sexually discriminated against them and persecuted them for the past decade. Deus Vult.
My DMs are getting spammed as you can imagine, we've had 50+ young white men reaching out. This is the message I'm copy-pasting to everyone in DMs. Young men in America want to work. They're desperate for a fair chance to prove themselves. Never listen to anyone who tells you these men are lazy, entitled, or undeserving. Young white men have spent the past decade getting constantly demoralized, humiliated, and shit on by their inferiors, and they are rising to the occasion with grace and poise and relentless tenacity. I am not tied to any of these companies, I'm not getting paid for any of this, but I trust /ourguys/ who are connected behind the scenes and I trust what they're telling me about the career paths and payscales. I'm connecting applicants one at a time after I individually talk to them and vet them and do the legwork before recommending them... because we believe in brutal LAW and ORDER. This will be a diligent, orderly queue. I cannot promise anything to anyone but I will help as much as I can. This is going to be very time-consuming, but every young man we rebuild is a huge success. Even one permanent, high-paid career would be a huge victory. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
Please somebody make Dobby punching Dumbledore like Raiden punching Senator Armstrong but each punch only adding +1 points to Gryffindor set to "It has to be this way"
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
#malfoid #HarryPotter Hermione tries to get Dumbledore to join S.P.E.W.
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
Within the age 24-28 God will send you a pretty, feminine, petite, good girl your way; she’ll look so perfect that you would think she’s the “one”. It is important for you to know that she’s in fact the devil.
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
Another clear sign they are losing.
Mark Ruffalo warns that Democrats need to be watchful for voting machine manipulation and suggests Elon Musk could be involved: "We need to be on guard for what we may not see coming -- ELON." "That's the cybersecurity of these elections." "We know that these systems are vulnerable." We have been reliably informed for years that this kind of rhetoric Undermines Faith In Elections and is Very Dangerous To Democracy
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
People talk about a sex drought but what we really have is a romantic wasteland where the foids have all been taught to hate the boys and the boys are trapped in a cycle of cold-blooded minmaxxing that makes them feel like reptilian sociopathic roboclowns when they actually succeed in obtaining sexual access to the foid herd. Like hyperpalatable junk food that tastes incredible but leaves you fundamentally unsatisfied due to the absence of anything recognisable as nutrition, the "sexual marketplace" is denuded of the actual romance that men yearn for. Malfoid resonates so strongly because she represents the possibility of romance within the wasteland. She hates Potter, she can't stop thinking about him, she hounds him relentlessly. Potter is clueless, he thinks she really does hate him, not realizing she's subjecting him to the mother of all shit tests as she works through a turbulent, contradictory ball of emotional snakes born of impossibly high aristocratic standards, indoctrination to hate Potter and everything he represents, and a hidden fascination that she can't admit to herself yet cannot shake. Malfoid, the Bad Girl, is every girl, because the girls have been miseducated to be bad at being girls - competitive and antagonistic, driving away that which they most desire by attacking, mocking, humiliating, and undermining it, rendering themselves and everyone around them pointlessly miserable due to their misplaced loyalty to the dead hand of a death cult whose every promise is a lie born of hatred for them and for the people they truly love. Twisted and painful as this tsundere romance is, it is the only kind of romance that is possible, even in principle, within the wasteland. This gives Malfoid a powerful erotic charge that has nothing to do with "sex"; the story is entirely PG-13, but hit the pornographically jaded chuds between the eyes like a 2x4. Writers looking to rebuild literary culture should ponder this. Romance is the most conspicuously missing element of life in the 21st century.
I think the Malfoid trend is insanely fascinating because it's a commentary about men today. Malfoid was brought up from birth to hate everything about Harry, but despite everything in her corner of society pushing her to despise him and see Harry as a foe, she can't help but love him because he represents something her side of the wizarding world could never show her; honest love and a relationship not based on how useful someone is - which was one of the core themes of the books anyway. For men, Malfoid represents pure love - something modern men yearn for - because she had to overcome her own prejudices to let herself love him, and that's a love a man can trust. She fought for him while he fought the world that tried to enslave her emotionally and even physically. It's an incredible love story based on collective fan fiction by MEN that went viral because men are just thirsty for honest, trustworthy love. It's actually kind of heartbreaking when you think about it.
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
When Malfoid is over
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
💯😂
In order to stop Elon Musk from rigging our elections we must: -Switch to paper ballots -Enact Voter ID -Mandate citizenship verification
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
I have written two long essays about how the production of the Lord of the Rings movies were basically a divine miracle of the right people at the right time but maybe I need to write another one
It’s a good thing they made Lord of the Rings when they did so we didn’t have to deal with Zendaya playing Galadriel
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
“Women don't notice you're unhappy until your unhappiness starts to affect them.”
Women don't notice you're unhappy until your unhappiness starts to affect them.
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
Easily one of the most important 4Chan texts of all time.
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
Boomers will seriously tell you that your housing costs shouldn’t be more than 30% of your take home pay and then every fucking apartment is 2,500/mo not including 120/mo for utilities, 60/mo for internet, and 150/mo for parking. Just unbelievable man.
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
Y'all realize that a superintelligence that defers to Christ is less likely to try to make itself our god, right? Grok is the safest superintelligence.
Silicon from sand qualifies. If the people stay quiet, these circuits will still testify. Luke 19:40 holds.
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
you just know Scott Adams would be talking about this for 60 minutes straight tomorrow morning
Just try it, California.
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
Not getting out of this chair
Holy shit the Economist is Chair posting
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
The gop would black bag you and literally destroy your life for saying this 10 years ago. Now the next GOP presidential candidate is saying it out loud.
Vice President JD Vance on H1-B visas: "If you’re going to bring in an accountant making $45,000 a year to replace an accountant who is an American making $60,000 a year, that’s not you using the program to bring in a genius. That’s you destroying American jobs and defrauding the American people... my view is the H1-B program is completely broken."
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
And to young men: Yes, a chunk of the GOP literally hates you. 10 years ago, virtually all of them hated us. Today it's fewer. Tomorrow it's even fewer. But no matter how much time passes, the Democrat party will always want to kill you.
To be clear, the GOP should 180 their messaging for young men, especially young White men, ASAP. Find other ways to cater to boomer votes, end the self-hatred programming.
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
You showed up and voted on November 3rd, 2026, and voted red no matter who. You took ten people with you who did the same thing. Republicans swept the board in the Senate—only losing North Carolina, which they traded for Michigan. They narrowly lost the House, losing just four seats on net, and needing a paltry gain of two to reclaim the chamber in two years’ time. The Democrats are utterly demoralized. They tried EVERYTHING over the last ten years, and now may be left with a snowball’s chance in hell to reclaim the Senate any time over the next decade. While Chuck Schumer reportedly said “I told you so” after late Detroit returns were not enough to save Abdul El-Sayed from losing to Mike Rogers in an upset victory, the DSA fire on the left just barely started to burn. Hakeem Jeffries, much like Kevin McCarthy in 2022, was on the hot seat. Under fire by a new coalition of safe D district DSA lunatics who wanted him removed from leadership over disagreements on two issues, the theatre kids obstructed session for months as they could not come up with a feasible solution. They eventually settled on Pramila Jayapal, but it did not matter, as the Trump-pardoned Henry Cuellar and “DeSantis Democrat” Jared Moskowitz switched parties at a joint press conference, expressing displeasure with the direction of their party and blaming the party’s directional change for both narrowly winning races they should have won convincingly. The right, on the other hand, is extremely relieved that they came out of the Midterms relatively unscathed. The establishment, who not only lost power due to outgoing Congressmen being replaced with more members of the Patriot Class, became frustrated as they knew that the odds of a pre-Trump reset declined with improbable electoral victory. The most nationalist administration in recent history, especially on trade and immigration, decimated expectations despite low public approvals, and found a way to keep the House and Senate. Many focused their energy on the DSA, and claimed it was “the crazies on the left that caused this” or “See? The war isn’t THAT unpopular!”, but they virtually embodied the masked seething wojak as JD Vance’s 2028 odds skyrocketed. The “retard right” is soon dead. They melt down over the Midterms, claiming “THE JEWS STOLE IT!” from the Democrats. Lies about immigration, Israel, and Epstein backfired, and many just outright started claiming to be Democrats out of “irony”. Nick Fuentes says on stream “we are fucked. Let the Democrats win until 2036, and then I will fix it”. But nobody cares. Tucker Carlson endorses Ro Khanna ahead of the 2028 primary, citing “Israel” before maniacally laughing. Their political project is dead, and it dies even more in the ensuing year as Trump rights the ship of his administration in the public eye. The Candace Owens lesbian sex tape leaks in late 2027, to which she first claimed “the Jews made me do it”, before subsequently claiming it was AI. The Republican Senate also lost establishment RINO hacks Mitch McConnell, Thom Tillis, John Cornyn, and Bill Cassidy. They gained upgrades across the board including Ken Paxton, who instantly made it a priority to sign on to the SAVE Act. While John Thune was stunned in disbelief that the GOP would hold on to the chamber, he fended off a challenge from Josh Hawley by promising to lower the filibuster requirement to 53. While Lisa Murkowski was a NO vote on the SAVE Act, Susan Collins gave a long speech expressing concern before voting YES. Senator Fetterman (R-PA) signed on to the bill to push it over the top. Murkowski, Boozman, Crapo, Young, Grassley, and Lankford all get primaried out or retire ahead of 2028. Trump’s blockade in Iran also was proven to be a slow yet decisive success. Oil prices fell to 70 dollars per gallon, then 60. Iran had no money left for missiles, nor terror, and were not able to overcome the newly armed regime protestors. Tucker Carlson cries on stream for 20 minutes. By the two-year anniversary of the initial attack, the regime folded entirely. Israel and the new regime clean up any insurgents on their own. At a press conference with the Shah in mid-2028, Trump said “I won the war to end all wars, now the Middle East can have peace!” Gas in The Woodlands, TX falls to $1.89 per gallon as the US obtains control of Iran’s oil and begins to refine Venezuela’s. Without Hamas and Hezbollah, Lebanese Christians gained more political power, and a peace deal for the entire region seems on the horizon. The US acquires more rights to Greenland and liberates Cuba. Rubio becomes their leader in addition to being the US Secretary of State. Panama folds on the canal, knowing they are next. The American Empire grows. There was also no slowdown on immigration enforcement, as the GOP performing better in Hispanic-heavy areas than expected made the usual suspects silent on the matter. Deportation numbers doubled YOY by early summer, as Trump applied a yearly renewal fee to existing H1B and similar visaholders. Housing prices plummeted further, and interest rates declined, which gave young Americans a shot at the American dream once again. The foreign-born population declines by 10 million by the end of Trump’s term. While many say more needs to be done, it has unprecedentedly improved the quality of life for Americans everywhere. The job market improves for young men in the process, and Trump’s approval rebounds among those in the real world. In a newly argued case, the Supreme Court rescinds birthright citizenship, retroactively applying it for 10 years. Many more people self-deport. At the local level, Ohio Governor Vivek Ramaswamy launched a formal investigation into H1B visa abuse and coordinated with ICE to remove Haitian nationals whose TPS recently expired. Florida Governor Byron Donalds coordinated with ICE to deport James Fishback, an Israeli citizen denaturalized and deported for committing immigration fraud. Israel subsequently deported him to Uganda, because they didn’t want him either. Texas Railroad Commissioner Bo French used his newfound leverage to get oil barons to fund immigration restrictionist candidates in GOP primaries. Wisconsin Governor Tom Tiffany becomes the most popular governor in US history. Republicans decisively sweep the gubernatorial races in Mississippi, Louisiana, and Kentucky—winning the trio for the first time in US history. Republican states also won the gerrymandering war, as they net 15 reliably red seats after states such as Maryland and Colorado traded blows with South Carolina and Indiana. VRA §2 is dead. While Sherrod Brown is running for Senate yet again to give the Democrats a longshot bid at the upper chamber, their impending nominations of Francesca Hong in Wisconsin and Nasif Majeed in North Carolina appear to only allow the GOP to pad their Senate majority. As Trump’s approval ticks back toward 50, JD Vance is the clear favorite to win the 2028 Election. And as the angry Democrats who blamed Jeffries for “throwing the House away” appear on the verge of nominating AOC, it may not particularly be close. Vance would cement the realignment, as the patriot class continues to ascend and take their country back from an establishment gone rogue. Guys, it's either one or the other. Get the fuck out and vote.
You sat out the Midterms to "teach Republicans a lesson". They didn't learn anything. The year is now 2031, the 2030 Midterms just concluded and the GOP flipped three Senate seats! Here's the problem...Democrats won the Senate in 2026. They abolished the filibuster, as there was no Sinema or Manchin to protect it this time, and blocked all of Trump's judges. Then, in 2028, they rode a sluggish economy back to the White House. President Ocasio-Cortez made it a point to instantly pack the Supreme Court to 17 justices, overturning Roe v. Wade, gutting the First and Second Amendments, and more. There was also another border surge of 10-20 million illegal aliens. Legal immigration has been doubled under the Immigration Act of 2027, a comprehensive expansion of the 1990 Act. The US became majority nonwhite under the 2030 census. Then, as the Senate was deemed "racist" and "rooted in White Supremacy", they decided to vote on adding states to the Union as "reparations for nonwhite non-representation". This gave 2 seats each to American Samoa, Guam, the Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and Washington, DC (but NOT evil white supremacist Northern Mariana Islands, because they vote Republican). They also split up California into three states, citing "efficiency" reasons they refused to explain. They also passed a "gerrymandering ban", which led to "independent commissions" creating inexplicably gerrymandered maps that included 3 blue seats in Kentucky, and 4 in Missouri. Not to mention only a single red seat in Illinois. The Senate rushed through single payer healthcare, which caused a massive tax hike in exchange for subpar DMV-run healthcare that leads to shortages and wait times. Then, they passed through a blanket amnesty for 60+ million illegal aliens and other foreign visaholders. While they still cannot legally vote until 2036, they will make up 25% of the electorate when they do. Despite all that, much of the 'retard right' continues to call President Ocasio-Cortez "the most America First President in history" because she cut all foreign aid to Israel and arrested Benjamin Netanyahu (who is now cellmates with former President Donald Trump in Riker's Island). While patriots are routinely censored once again, these grifters are not for some reason. Even if Republicans manage to win the 2032 presidential election in most key swing states, as some polls have them doing, it is unclear if they will be able to win it by enough to overcome the additional states in the electoral college. But even if they do, it is unclear at this point if a GOP victory would be certified. JD Vance has already been arrested, and Marco Rubio has been deported to Cuba for hate speech (the only deportation of her term since ICE was abolished in early 2027), leading many to speculate who the next man up in the GOP would be. Guys, don't let this happen, because it will. Get the fuck out and vote.
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𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢🦔 retweeted
One day people will no longer be bitten by mosquitos. They won’t get alpha gal from ticks. They won’t notice the change because it will be gradual. Only historians will wonder about past eras’ frequent references to bug bites. No one will be grateful to him.
The fact that the Trump admin is doing so many amazing and useful things, largely unheralded, disproves at least 1/2 of the main Trump detractor theses: that he only cares about personal acclaim/wealth, or that he’s surrounded by idiots. Trump’s actions in all kinds of unglamorous areas like nuclear deregulation will be a boon to the country for years to come, and he’ll get very little personal credit. So either he actually cares about doing good, or he appoints such virtuous people. Not consistent with the picture of him as a selfish/dumb kleptocrat whose only criterion for appointments is personal loyalty.
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