unreliable narrator. musician. skeeball champion. earth worm rescuer. stream my album alt: @slizbutsecret Venmo: slizagna

Portland, OR
Today I released my debut album and I couldn’t be more proud. The link is in my bio. Please stream and share it far and wide, it would mean the world. 🖤
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“Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps”
You need to earn $7320 per week to equal the same spending power a full time gas station attendant had at minimum wage in July 1971
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thank you to everyone who has sent kind words, they truly mean the world. and given how much Martin loved attention I know the little diva is basking in the love from up above.
Last night my perfect baby died in my arms. 10 years together wasn’t enough, but I’m grateful for every second. Not sure what I’m going to do without him laying on me when I fall asleep and when I wake up every day. I’ve lost my little shadow. I love you so much Martin.
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Last night my perfect baby died in my arms. 10 years together wasn’t enough, but I’m grateful for every second. Not sure what I’m going to do without him laying on me when I fall asleep and when I wake up every day. I’ve lost my little shadow. I love you so much Martin.
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I want to post more photos of him, but I can’t bring myself to go through any right now.
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bring it on
Hollywood studios are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that can be turned into movies following the success of ‘BACKROOMS.’ (hollywoodreporter.com/busine…)
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Dems saying “why can’t he be president” just change the law bro who cares
This is the kind of love you can’t buy by engraving your name on a building.
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i watched every single major western news outlet deny the most obvious genocide in history
Trust in news hits a new low, research suggests bbc.in/4uFL0Zz
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Remember people said this was a hoax?
Project 2025 architect praises Trump for implementing Project 2025: "We proposed 1,913 recommendations for Project 2025. 1,055 have been implemented."
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Because Israel is deliberately targeting them, just like they did in Gaza.
Why are medics being killed in Lebanon? Since the ceasefire was agreed on April 17th nearly 700 people have been killed. And out of those, 20 have been medics. Sky’s @AlexCrawfordSky reports trib.al/RR9UhhH
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So are we calling it McCarthyism again or are we naming it after somebody else this time
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Federal officials subpoena political streamer Hasan Piker.
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Job postings are always like, "Do you want to work in a FAST-PACED and HIGH PRESSURE environment?!" What? No. Not at all.
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AI is so popular because it gives uncreative people the illusion that they are creative. It lets them skip right to the part where they get validation. It’s not only parasitic, but extremely narcissistic.
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Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.
Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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i want her lexapro dosage
this diva
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things are so bad that god’s combining omens
WATCH: A meteor streaked into Mayon Volcano in the Philippines as the volcano was erupting.
Community note
The Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology has confirmed that this meteor did NOT strike the volcano, but rather disintegrated in the atmosphere. mb.com.ph/2026/05/25/met
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Whoever invents an AI blocker is going to create one of the biggest inventions of our time, and I’m ready to pay for it.
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quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”
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You know you've overplayed your hand when people hear "20-30 rounds fired near the White House" and we don't give a fuck. This is why the boy who cried wolf was eaten.
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