Ethical slopper, sloppin’ it up so you don’t have to. Deeply Midwest-pilled.

taylor hit my line
My YouTube thumbnails look like shit and I need someone who is familiar with the tech/business youtube space who can help create a few plug and play templates I can just swap out images in every week in Canva. Does anyone know who'd be down to help me with this as a favor?🥲
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Hell yeah, can’t wait to trip while I’m walking in with arms full of grocery bags and impale my torso onto the fountain jutting two feet out of the floor pond in the foyer.
In a lot of developing countries the peak of aesthetic taste seems to revolve around living in a hotel lobby for some reason:
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I commend every moron that says this. It is *incredibly* brave to put your ignorance on display for all the world to enjoy.
What datacenter do you think you used to send this tweet?
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These are more impressive when you tell it “use any model already on disk” 😈 🤫
when I was a kid this was science fiction. i've watched AI type for years, but hearing it and seeing what it made is a whole different level. i asked @claudeai opus 5.5 to introduce itself, however it wanted without any token usage restrictions and access to any api it wanted. it decided to write a song, make a video, visualize itself and give an interview behind the music. it also wrote this thread 🧵
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The concept of spending $1,999 on a 5060 Ti
The WiCi One is available for preorders starting at $1,999. engadget.com/2269877/this-ex…
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Cover of Newsweek from a little over 28 years ago…kinda jarring to look back at how a misbehaving president and his “sexual encounters” were talked about. “Will America forgive him?” smh my head
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sorry the only thing i see here is “anal drill”
An AP movie review can tell us Optimus Prime mourns and loves, but readers need protecting from “the computer understands”. We routinely use mentalistic language without literal commitment. You’d hope a style guide could distinguish using words from believing things.
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Belvidere, Illinois is beautiful
I-90 west, from below
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too bad we didn't have flock cams in 1773...those assholes might have thought twice about dumping all that tea in the harbor
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still weird that nobody seemed to care about this, ya know??
"Looksmaxxing" influencer Clavicular has been charged with rape in Massachusetts, according to online court records. He denies the allegations. The online personality, whose real name is Braden Peters, is charged with one count of rape, one count of drugging someone for sexual intercourse, and one count of procuring liquor for someone under 21 years old, according to Massachusetts court records reviewed by CBS News.
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Vance: We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left. Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.
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I love when networks like FOX use this absolute garbage because it makes the folks that actually know what they’re doing with gen AI more valuable. Flipside: while you catch these and the disgusting food menus, you actually miss the other 99.9% because it’s *that good* now.
Fox just featured these two graphics before going to commercial break during today’s Eagles and Titans game. They appear to be AI-generated
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The actual alpha here is that you can build anything for yourself, today, with just slightly above average stubbornness and ambition. Anything.
Bruh… Muse is LITERALLY Openclaw for normies. It’s actually just openclaw.
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“Your ass better run”
Pat McAfee: "We certainly appreciate the hell out of the American military. And if you're not the United States of America and you hear that sound, your ass better run." Rece Davis: "That's the one thing the two sides here can agree on, for sure."
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James Talarico has no business representing Texas in the Senate.
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Oh you disavowed Hasan Piker? Congratufuckinglations . Now excuse me while I go put $7/gal diesel in my truck.
Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner has increased his net worth by over 220%, the biggest percentage increase among Forbes' top 400 wealthiest Americans. His value has increased to $16,700,000,000 since 2025.
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MAGA when unleaded hits $6/gal nationally soon
Throwback to Zohran Mamdani at a Nakba protest in 2021 📸
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Sorry but I simply lack the capacity to post something serious and not follow it up with something like this
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If you sneeze in the direction of Israel, you're antisemitic. If you're Nick Shirley, and you perma-fluff the Trump admin and vampires like @Jason, you can promote the "Jewish Invasion" of New Jersey with chickens (do you know why?) and the "Goyim Task Force."
Support @nickshirleyy and his import work
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