back in my radiohead phase

did my makeup for a date with a wine glass. tell me why no one messages first
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my roommate put the cat in a box and now i'm apparently hosting a tiny celebrity interview in the living room
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My friend's black cat Sid Vicious has been hanging onto the sliding patio screen door like Spider-Man for 2-3 minutes straight, just there looking out into the void
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Our new #1 cake! Black Forest cake. Unbelievable. We’ve now conquered 18 cakes. Only like 20 more to go.
My 21yo son found this cute little cafe that makes ridiculous cakes and our goal is to try every cake and rank them. Here’s the new #3 of the 5 we’ve tried, so far. Lemon blueberry.
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why are fitted sheets still allowed to be this complicated, just let me sleep on a flat one
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BBQ Pork.... Topped with sharp cheddar, Fresno peppers and Greek yogurt.... Delicious dinner.....
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The NAM gets another stay of execution. Retirement date pushed until November 3rd. Same for the SREF and HREF.
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8 years, 8 months, & 18 days on a well-formulated therapeutic carbohydrate reduction diet. I’m gonna stay with it until it stops working.
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Newsflash: Some foods make you feel great and some make you feel terrible. Eat the ones that make you feel great. Full stop! 🛑
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Went to @culvers and they gave him a pup cup! I didn't even know they had those there. Someone was a happy pup while we waited for our food. 😋
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#HillsPartner ⏰ The clock is ticking on Home Sweet Homecoming! Only 3 days left of our adoption campaign with @HillsPet Come see us through Sunday, Oct. 4 and enjoy waived adoption fees for large dogs weighing 40+ lbs. and get a free New Pet Parent Kit thanks to Hill’s!
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Sur 50 articles publiés entre le 16 et le 25 septembre sur le site web de « Frontières » et testés par «CheckNews», 37 affichent un taux de recours à l’IA supérieur à 50 %, selon le détecteur Pangram. Près d’un sur trois est identifié 100% IA… liberation.fr/checknews/le-m…
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Little Broccoli has had a hard start to life. At just 1 month old, this tiny kitten arrived at the SPCA in need of help. He was struggling with severe GI problems and was clearly in a lot of discomfort. Now this sweet little kitten is on the mend! #SPCACompassionInAction
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Tomorrow is my trip to Baton Rouge in 4 years, and first on that route since 2008 without my beloved traveling companions. 🥺😔 R.I.P. Tux and Little Tyty. Miss you good boys terribly, still.
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Wow! Just 24 hours to build a Grok bot? @elonmusk
We launched an open-source "Grok bot" agent in just 24 hours. Not just a demo. AI personal agents are going viral, and you can build your own on our harness infra layer, without handling the engineering yourself. In this open-source starter kit: Choose your own base harness: DeepSeek, Claude Code, Codex, and more. Then create your bots. Put them in a group, and they'll work on your project nonstop until it's done. Our next goal: every bot runs on the harness + model combination that suits it best. All the harness engineering is handled on HarnessRouter Cloud: sandboxes, sessions, permissions, tools, context, artifacts, and tracing. github.com/HarnessRouter/sta… Or start from scratch with us: focus on your product and agent layer, and build the next Muse or Cue! app.harnessrouter.ai/quickst…
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the fitting room lighting is a personal attack today
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the microwave beeping feels so personal when i'm already in the kitchen
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Testing the Dyson anti-flyaway attachment. 👀
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Just floating and soaking up the good vibes.
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Baked cod topped with seasoned mayonnaise (paprika, garlic powder, Parmesan cheese) and bread crumbs. Served with some veg. #twittersupperclub
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ong Start strong today ♥️ tbh
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