Chainlink parody account you buy $link i buy yachts

Thanks to that Chinese Bitget chick for ruining the bull market
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GUYS YOU CAN JUST LONG AND SHORT 50% OF YOUR ASSETS AND HALF IS GUARANTEED TO BE IN PROFIT WHY IS NOBODY DOING THIS WOW
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step 1: get hacked step 2: blame North Korea step 3: ???
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People claiming Trump is not 6.3" need to see this. Macaulay Culkin is 5.7" based on this pic i estimate Trump and XI to actually be around 6.9" , why are they claiming they are only 6.3" ???
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You really thought institutions would come and NOT send defi to Trillions ? 🐣
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It takes the average person in crypto 1 day to fall for XRP 1 Week to fall for ADA 1 month to get Dogecoin 1 year to get Hyperliquid 2 years to get Ethereum 4 years to get Bitcoin 8 years to get Monero 16 years to get Chainlink ethereum:0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca
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Breaking News - ethereum:0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca is pumping as Sergey stuck on his Yacht with no Internet.
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Sheikh Sirgei bin Nazr al-Linki retweeted
All six common chemical sunscreen ingredients tested by FDA scientists entered people's bloodstream after a single application. The same scientists wrote that people should keep using sunscreen. In the trial, published in JAMA in 2020, 48 healthy adults applied one of four sunscreens, a lotion or one of three sprays, to 75 percent of their body. They applied it once on the first day, then four times a day, two hours apart, for the next three days. Researchers took 34 blood samples from each person over 21 days. Avobenzone, oxybenzone, octocrylene, homosalate, octisalate, and octinoxate all rose above 0.5 nanograms per milliliter of blood, a level the FDA uses to decide whether an ingredient needs extra safety testing. Every ingredient crossed that level on day one, after a single application. Oxybenzone reached by far the highest levels. Crossing that line triggers more safety studies, and harm at these levels has yet to be shown. The researchers stated plainly that their findings do not mean people should stop using sunscreen, which protects against skin cancer. Mineral sunscreens made with zinc oxide or titanium dioxide weren't part of this test, and the FDA has proposed treating those two ingredients as safe and effective. Under heavy, repeated use in the lab, every chemical ingredient tested showed up in the blood within a day. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3196…
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Your privacy matters. Waitlist is now open.
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okay, let me blow your mind quick… blackrock just identified 7 narratives: 1: compute as money the coins that will benefit from this are: > $PRL > $NOCK 2: agent payments for data and services > $NEAR > $ETH + rollups > $LINK 3: machine readable assets & claims > $ETH > $LINK > $NEAR 4: machine reserve > $BTC 5: fast cheap rails > $ETH via rollups > $NEAR > $SOL I guess as well 6: ai output and computer markets > $ETH > $LINK > $NEAR > $NOCK > $PRL > $TAO 7: verifiable private compute > $NEAR > $NOCK > $PRL > $TAO do you suggest I look into anything else? I’m happy to drop the full thesis on this as well into a clear research based article.
Our latest research paper explores the growing connection between AI and digital assets and explains why broad AI adoption may drive new demand, utility and applications across the digital asset economy. blackrock.com/us/individual/…
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No other animal drinks milk as an adult, and no other animal does anything else you did today. No other animal cooks. No other animal salts. No other animal smokes a ham, ages a cheese, ferments a grape or keeps a fridge. No other animal wears shoes, sees a dentist, drives to a shop, or eats something grown on the other side of the planet. No other animal reads the back of a packet. You are a species that does things no other animal does. That is the whole product. Milking a ruminant sits on that list next to fire, and it predates everything in your kitchen with a plug by about 9,000 years. The Greeks looked up at the band of stars across the night sky and named it for milk. Galaxy, from gala. The species named the universe after the one drink it is now being told is unnatural. Have a look up tonight. Then have a pint of milk.
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Chainlink 10-Year Progress $LINK on May 4, 2021: $48 $LINK on May 4, 2026: $9 $LINK on May 4, 2030 $0.90 I don't make the rules. Tokeneconomics do.
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People in crypto have stopped dreaming. Back in the days for any project 100x was the minimum. Nowadays we are happy with a 2-3x. I Say Run It Back

ALT Meh Shiba Inu GIF by DogeGF

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$link selling pressure is insane. its like the only token not gaining against bitcoin in the top 1000
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Yeah you just take flush niacin, mix it with some bicarbonate a $15 tub will last you two years
Everyone from Joe Rogan to the Kardashians swears by NAD for anti-aging and recovery. Rhonda Patrick interviewed the scientist who discovered the molecule behind it. Here's everything you need to know (thread): 1) NAD fixes damaged DNA
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solana still doesn’t have its private ai/inference market main runner yet base has $VVV sitting at $2b+ robinhood has $ORBIO sitting at $80m solana has $ROUTER sitting at $1.7m hugely mispriced $pons ran first on rh, $stonk did later on solana study
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the "i'm lean and never have to visit my doctor" diet
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This is what meal prep looks like when you refuse to eat boring chicken. High-protein Korean popcorn chicken, crispy, sticky, and packed with 50g of protein.
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Severely autistic, non-verbal 4yo child is given high-dose folate (leucovorin) - Gains speech in the first week and learns to walk - Can speak 100 words after 1 year, maintains eye contact and physically active - When he misses a dose, he relapses This treatment is insane Testimonial from a follower
Up to 76% of children with autism may actually have an autoimmune disorder which blocks uptake of folate into the brain, leading to a cerebral deficiency Autistic children were 19 times more likely to test positive for folate receptor alpha antibodies, which bind with and block folate receptors at the blood-brain-barrier These children had normal blood results, but very low levels in cerebrospinal fluid Treatment with a specialized folate supplement, calcium folinate/folinic acid (aka Leucovorin), led to improvement in ~65% of autistic children studied Standard testing is useless because blood levels of folate show up as normal, but the brain is deficient Ordinary folate supplements (folic acid, methylfolate) are ineffective because their transport system is blocked Calcium folinate, on the other hand, works by penetrating the brain via alternative transporters (reduced folate carriers) to effectively restore folate levels However it must be taken in extremely high doses to achieve this effect. Leading physicians are using approx. 2mg/kg body weight. Refs: PMID: 38392599 PMID: 38248763 PMID: 34834493 PMID: 32892962
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its time to tell left woke sheep to just shut up.
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