intentionallyaloof () jackofalltrades author of J is for Jigrat (out of print)
Maine, USA
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The black rifle coffee alpha male takes a sip from his thermos and looks out from the bunker to the battlefield, it’s hell out there. “Perfect” He thinks
He adjusts the sights on his custom-built 16-inch 6mm ARC AR-15 with a Proof Research carbon-fiber barrel, JP Enterprises silent captured spring system, and a Geissele Super Dynamic Enhanced two-stage trigger. He picked it because the trigger felt smooth against his $350 carbon fiber combat gloves, and the alloy magazines were 20 grams lighter against his $2200 Kevlar vest.
He mindlessly feels at his tactical pouch, he has a 10 year supply of testosterone cypionate in it, just in case the pharmacies get hit. He smirks, “Daddy needs his combat fuel.” He’s been on TRT for 7 years, his testes have cobwebs on them.
He steps out of the bunker, he’s spent years training for this moment, doing weighted carries, getting “don’t tread on me” tattoos, bow hunting, having a beard.
“It’s fuckin showtime.” He announces.
Just then he feels something lightly tap his leg. He glances down. It’s a 17 dollar drone off temu. It has a decal on it.
“Is that… hentai?”
His legs are blown smooth off.
12 miles away in a disgusting room illuminated only by the degenerate glow of purple LED strip lighting, a 17 year old leans back in his cum stained gamer chair. He’s grown so frail and sickly his friends and family keep mistaking him for Asmongold.
He grabs another 30mg vyvanse and washes it down with a cold chicken nugget.
“GG faggot”
He’s killed 500 men.
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This really brings it back to the OLD Deep Dream vibes, or where it felt like that whole thing was ultimately going.
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Edvard Munch, The Sun. 1911.
Oil on canvas.
The centerpiece of the University of Oslo's Aula, where the sunrise stands for enlightenment.
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A bunch of Karen people at a public meeting insisted that those attending had to sign in because "it's the law."
This man defied their orders and won!
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🚨 #BREAKING: Since Lindsay Clancy not being found guilty, 82 mothers in America have murdered 123 of their children.
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Vertical clip of some original slop.
sloptoberfest
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Sloptoberfest Entry #3
All done with an IPhone.
One shot out the cannon, two re-rolls.
A short story from years ago brought to life with a song from a hero in an afternoon.
The Slop Cannon
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Gonzoville
Sloptoberfest Entry #3
All done with an IPhone.
One shot out the cannon, two re-rolls.
A short story from years ago brought to life with a song from a hero in an afternoon.
The Slop Cannon
slop.cc
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