Socially liberal. Fiscally conservative. Much snark. I'm "funny." If you're offended, my humor bombed (sorry!) or you're russian/maga/evil and it was intended.

Virginia Langley's Basement.
Awww! You all like me!
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The Trump-Republican agenda in chart form 👇🏽 Corporations and the rich win, you lose
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A Canadian man who told voters he had no idea what he was doing won the city council election His campaign used messages like "Just trying to pay my rent" and "Let's see what happens?"
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It's a good time to restate: Trump CANNOT and DOES NOT see beyond himself - EVER. He is NOT strategic - he is transactional. He does not think, he feels. He's an amalgamation of impulses and cravings. Freud would call him a "human id." He is now owned by his disorders. What I mean by that, is that his impulses and cravings outweigh even his self-interests. This is why it often seems as though he is trying to lose. He simply cannot pivot, he will almost always double down, he sees enemies in all disagreements, and he can never shut up or stop. In his addled mind, there is no you or me. There is no America. There are no high prices. There is no future of the planet. There is only him, right now, in a zero-sum game. There is only his grandiosity, and again - his impulses and his cravings, and they comprise his reality. And if you're a reporter not reporting his reality, stay away. This is a dangerous malignant narcissist, impatient and defiant, old and fearful of his own mortality, frustrated that he's no longer able to force-feed his concocted reality, and terrified that all he is and all he ever said he was, could be exposed and crumble like a House of Cards, forever. He knows he is in decline, and he knows he is losing. He WILL get worse, and - footnote to Republicans - he will NOT want to go down alone.
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The Onion is on point again.
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In case facts still matter…
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Appears to be absolutely MASSIVE protests all across the US yesterday and this platform is so skewed to the Trump/Putin side that this is the first I've seen or heard of it.
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The montage uses recycled footage from larger 2025 and March 2026 No Kings protests, not Oct 17 2026 Vote Early events. Those were smaller localized gatherings (hundreds to thousands per city) focused on early voting, not the massive crowds shown. nytimes.com/2026/10/17/us/… abc7ny.com/post/no-kings-… minnesotareformer.com/2026/10/17/hun… npr.org/2026/10/17/nx-
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Wow! We had an early voting rally outside the City Hall in my small town but I got there too late.
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Alex Gibney: “A lot of these deaths related to Full Self Driving or Autopilot, 67 so far. If that had happened at GM over a brake malfunction, it would be massive congressional hearings. A lot of those things were settled so the actual facts of the matter wouldn’t come to light. In the film, we have the case of one which is a pedestrian who was killed by a runaway Tesla with malfunctioning Autopilot. They took that to trial and won a rather massive judgement and the evidence is overwhelming not only how bad the system was, but also how hard Tesla tried to hide the evidence of malfeasance. In a lot of cases, Autopilot has a function where milliseconds before the car slams into a wall, Autopilot will turn off, and so Tesla can say with a straight face Autopilot was not engaged at the time of the crash”
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H0LY SH!T‼️🔥 SAN DIEGO UNDERSTANDS THE ASSIGNMENT‼️ N🚫 KINGS‼️🗳️💙
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No Kings Rallies as Americans express outrage over the state of the country
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I never once remember a protest against Joe Biden like this. This is Boston. No Kings Protest. Oh that’s right Joe Biden didn’t think he was a king. He just wanted to make America better for everyone.
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🔥🔥🔥 HOLY CHEESESTEAK Philly’s #NoKingsDay is MASSIVE!!!
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He's brilliant. Very simple questions, no antagonism, and he cut through the bullsh!t like it was warm butter.
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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St. Petersburg Oil Terminal… One hell of a diesel-fueled headache for Trump.
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You've heard me say that malignant narcissists ALWAYS worsen. And now you have it. If you heard him, or saw any of his speeches the past couple of days, you know: - His racism is more racist - His support of murderers is more murderous - His treason is more traitorous - His ramblings are more rambling - His malice is more malignant - His distance from reality is way more distant - His gibberish is more discombobulated - His lies, unfitness, and desperation are more obvious He is a sinking ship. And everything he says and everything he does, pulls the ship down deeper. Equally relevant to his pathology: He does not want to go down alone.
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In the upcoming election, will you vote Democrat? Or will you vote for the baby-eating pedophile fraternity?
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I don't want you to panic but there's only two weeks left before Halloween if you haven't cleaned your bat yet.
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