Tweeting my thoughts, almost all of them

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life is focusbaiting and im ignoremaxing
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i don’t idolize no nigga on earth but i gotta meet kanye before i die
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The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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How it feels to delete notes and PDFs after exams
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"I want kids so I can give them the life I never had" How about you give yourself the life you never had?🤨🙄
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lol (lots of love)
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im 23 what's the best life advice u can give me?
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We built a CPU in @Figma to run Figma in Figma. CC @zoink
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MATH MAZE HARD in 3 seconds. I do puzzles faster than you reply to your crush.
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how to be a cinephile: - have a letterboxd account with 200+ movie reviews - praise side actors who have 3 mins of screen time - know the plot never watch the movie - and last and most importantly recommend old fckass boring movies to everyone
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having a crush on someone while feeling like you’re not attractive enough to even have a chance with them is a different kind of embarrassment
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"Relax you are just in your 20s"
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take off your clothes we need to talk
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novemberrr what u got for a nigga that been trying since january
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"me and your mother worked to feed you, clothe you, so you could grow u-" NIGGA THAT'S CALLED BEING A PARENT!
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love my cozy little corner
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No Nut November basis of caste For SC 10 days For OBC 25 days For General 30 days
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my intentions are purely sexual,i’m not your friend.
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Every corporate employee deserves his own free time.
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I have such a banger idea but I don't know how to write code
Want to make a project but I don't know how to build the algorithm for it. Any resources to learn from? Any suggestions?
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