Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

‘Pork chops and applesauce.’ — Peter, ‘The Brady Bunch’ (October 22, 1971)

Caught up yesterday with the lovely bar owner who made Conan O'Brien cackle. nytimes.com/2026/10/22/arts/…

I could never go on Family Feud because I wouldn’t be able to say “good answer” when someone says something dumb

“why should American taxpayers pay for your student loans” idk, because maybe I’m paying your social security even though I won’t be getting any when I finally retire? Maybe because the federal government peddled predatory loans to 18 years olds? Maybe because Trump stealing?

There’s a clog in the torso chute. Leroy!! Get your ass in gear Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .

The brave of sun fighbird (1991)

New Mexico’s name dates back hundreds of years, long before the United States even existed. It carries generations of history, culture, and rich traditions that continue to shape who we are. We are New Mexicans. We’re proud of our name, proud of our home, and we’re keeping both. Long after Donald Trump is out of office, we’ll still be New Mexico.

Last election, maga got everything they wanted. Trump as president, a Congress devoted to trump, and a Supreme Court to back him. And with all that, they're still the most unhappy people in the country. I believe that their addiction to hate can never be satisfied. Ever.

Ken Paxton spent New Year’s Eve, in a Muslim country, with his Muslim best friend, who’s one of his largest donors, in addition to being a federal fugitive but you haven’t said shit, you hypocritical turnip.

MAGAs see a white kid shoot up a school, a white man shoot Charlie Kirk, a white man traffick kids on an island where a white woman helps him out, a white senator convicted for bribery, and on and on, then have the nerve to say this nation is being ruined by brown immigrants and Muslims.🤦‍♂️🤣

You’re such a f*cking snowflake.

Us congress woman and her family btw 💀✌🏽

"Dems don't care about crime" The last presidential election pitted a career prosecutor against a convicted felon. Please be for real.

Oh Maury 😭😭😭 I can appreciate he's literally looked like this my entire life

Abdul El-Sayed was born in Michigan. He doesn’t have to “assimilate,” you racist, Islamophobic fucks.

The White House claimed there were 16,000 non us citizens in Nevada that were on the voter rolls… after being forced to provide data to this they dropped their made up number to 185… Nevada investigated the 185 names and discovered that all of them were legal us citizens that were legally allowed to vote. Meaning the Trump White House was only off by 100%.

Took 1 hour for the President to do the opposite of what he said … new record?

Donald Trump has already been given the White House, the House, the Senate, and sadly the benefit of the doubt again. All he’s done with that, is lie, and attempt to ruin everything that America has ever stood for, and everything that America has overcome. Things that Americans have always been proud of and have always held dear over generations. Things that America, and Americans, have progressed and learned from. Things that Americans have fought for. Things that Americans have sacrificed and lost their lives for. The fact that he’s desperately asking you for more support and money, after you’ve already given him everything, instead of him being able to articulate to you and show you exactly what he’s been able to do for you and your family, with the support, trust, money, and vote that you’ve already given him—should tell anyone, all they need to know. #VoteBlue