be the joke you want to make in the world
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I think the reason I so enjoy Twitter is that it offers the closest recreation of college with its delightful blend of high minded intellectualism, witty banter, and unbridled horniness. My holy trinity of interests.
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“from age 18”
Thank god. That’s an incredibly fortunate coincidence for all involved!
Elsa Jean reveals how her former sugar daddy funded her entire life from age 18 including a $10k/month penthouse in Central Park.
“My OG sugar daddy that I don't speak to anymore, I mean, he has probably given me millions. I'm not joking.”
“He has carried my life. Paid for my whole entire life.”
“Whole entire life. That penthouse I had in New York that was in Central Park was him. $10,000 a month.”
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I’m not particularly happy. But I’m enjoying myself in a peculiar way that is maybe what actual happiness is even if it is not the romanticized, fictional experience I (less and less) judge mine against.
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The smartest people on earth are finally experiencing what it is to be dumber than something and they are scared, confused, and not handling it well.
Finally, I’m all of sudden way ahead of the elites on tackling the problems defining the current moment.
Dario: “Yeah some people are gonna want to link their brains to computers, and good luck to them.”
Daniella: “I don’t think anyone at Anthropic is in that boat for what it’s worth.”
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Oh no
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“Ok, so we’ll give first place Gold, second Silver, and third Bronze.”
“Very cool. We can call them metals!”
“No, you idiot. We’ll call them medals. Obviously.”
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“You’re so fucked”
Yeah. That’s by design. Maybe you should be less averse to some fucking my man
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Silly youths waste time watching actors get “nasty” on Love Island when they should be getting nasty themselves on Kitchen Island
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Misanthropologist retweeted
People would rather fail slowly, over decades such that it never need be felt in a single moment even if the total resulting failure is orders of magnitude more than their level of momentary tolerance
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Went to the lonely loser convention and everyone knew you.
They all asked if you were doing ok and wanted to know why you didn’t attend this year.
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Being a good effective altruist and not ordering shrimp even though I love it. Settled for calamari and fresh lobster because I care about maximizing utility
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Misanthropologist retweeted
Sufficiently advanced misogyny is indistinguishable from acting hella gay
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You’re not involuntarily celibate. You have just voluntarily decided to be a sad little loser
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