be the joke you want to make in the world

Newport Beach, CA
Replying to @seedposting
Obligatory
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There is literally no amount of money you could pay me to press this button
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Whiskey, cigarette, music, animals to observe, cool night air; what more is there?
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what you trying to say about me mr. community note algorithm?
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Follow-up to prior tweet. She responded to my friend this morning and he sent her one final text. Unfortunate with how things turned out but if she’s not genuinely attracted, what else can he do?
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people have, at times, told me i don’t know when to stop saying things. i have disregarded them. primarily because i enjoy saying things.
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Incels will freak out about this at you when it’s just objectively true. Underrates female attractiveness if anything
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yass queen. you don’t know how right you are 💅
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Ironic that something marked “Seen” makes one feel they have not, in fact, been “Seen”
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Been here for 15 hours and have not been rescued. Wtf
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Replying to @FeralPHunter
(but imagine it’s a latina and a non-latino)
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@allisonologue which 50% truth are you liking?
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damn autism, be less on my dick
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the balloons really added a lot to this
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i was reading your name as “flower” (ˈflaʊ.ər (gay)) but now i see you are actually “flower” (ˈfloʊ.ər (cool))
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seriously unserious country
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i will not comment further. unless i want to
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interesting
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There are only two genders
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the intelligence business seems so damn simple: make world class models. make them cheaper & cheaper overtime while making news ones that are smarter & smarter. then sell it through a fire hose via api or package it beautifully inside first party clients. there isn’t much fluff or at least there shouldn’t be. there is only one company that is doing this well right now.
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k hole memory inconsistency for me, but not for thee
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ai researchers in the subterranean human zoo
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i did the circle thing. what does this mean?
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lol. could we not have changed the address? and maybe not claimed the smallest one?
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notification i send on pump three
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many important companies and people seek out my wisdom
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bro. they’re circles. you did cut the corners
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On a scale of holding the child you’ve had with someone you truly and completely love (10) to having the only person you’ve ever cared about die a slow and painful death you can’t prevent (1), how would you rate having only ever having said “i love you” and meaning it to this cat
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no, camera, that’s just how he looks. you dick
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i’m sorry bit i just don’t see how society can function when people having this conversation are allowed to vote
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bro. is this why i’m tired all the time?
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Replying to @unexplainables8
i’ve heard great things
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i luv this stupid fucking app so much. @S1andyy never change
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Replying to @sahra_bn
My mom’s pattern matching is s-tier
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lmao why would he post this
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wow, it actually did help
Replying to @summanager
i turned on notifications. maybe that will help
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Thank god. I would never trust a single meaningless acronym. But two? I will bare my soul without hesitation
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Sent Claude Pop to my Mom
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Replying to @thoughtcrime___
you might like
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my software factory uses 5-10B tokens a day 24x @DevinAI SWE-2 Max 6x Codex Astra Ultra 2x Claude Code Fable Max running in @zeddotdev
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