Raising kids, lighting cigars, watching the party I left set itself on fire.

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The chlorine causes the fish to suffocate while also burning them alive. Most are dead within 15 minutes. But hey, the MAGA kids got to play.
At Trump’s Virginia golf club, small fish were dumped into the swimming pool so kids could try to catch them.
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Mfer you say this while our military is rolling out the red carpet for actual communists.
America will NEVER be a communist country.
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Nah we just wish he spent this much time ending the war and getting gas prices down. You guys celebrate weird shit that doesn’t matter.
This has to drive the Liberals crazy 🤪
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Having a “side” is stupid
Being frustrated with your own side is fine. Voting for the other side out of spite is just stupid
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My gf listening to me explain why Mick Foley entering the Royal Rumble three times as Cactus Jack, Mankind, and Dude Love was peak WWE.
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Baseball is the best. 🥹🥹🥹
Justin Verlander says goodbye to his teammates And then holds his daughter’s hand as he leaves the mound 🥹
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Hey @grok, can you recreate this with days diesel was above $6?
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Same pose you were making in that Epstein island photo.
What an amazing evening. My wife, Allison, and I joined President Trump as he hosted President Xi for a State Visit at the White House. The room was spectacular, the music was flawless, and the crowd was second to none. Great to see @elonmusk , @tim_cook and so many exceptional Americans.
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The agents didn’t think the threats to Katie Miller met the definition of terrorism, so Kash Patel demoted them.
FBI Agents Demoted Amid Investigation Into Threats Made Against Stephen Miller's Wife tmz.com/2026/09/26/fbi-agent…
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Yeah, we’re definitely getting a lock out now. Shit…
CLAY TRAVIS: Do you think there's a role for you to try to broker peace between baseball owners and players to make sure we don't have a prolonged work stoppage? TRUMP: I've settled eight wars. India-Pakistan. Lots of very good wars. I'm working on Russia-Ukraine.
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The Grindr servers when the Republican convention kicks off
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To be clear, the president could have stopped this war a long time ago if he told his buddy Putin to knock it off and then gave the Ukrainians everything they needed to win.
UN Ambassador Mike Waltz: "More broadly, what we're seeing in the war in Ukraine is that is it spreading to the global economy, and it's all the more reason that the president wants the war to stop"
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Totally normal. Definitely not a reason for concern.
JUST IN: Pete Hegseth has reported more than $1 million in an account that he previously listed as holding no more than $50,000, per Advocate
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Evangelical Christians in the Bible Belt cheering for a rapist.
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That couple at the bar that keeps buying you drinks
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Everything Trump touches dies
“The president here shouldn’t interfere at all with the audio.” Audio 10 seconds later: 😭
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This is how you guarantee that no one comes over for dinner.
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We’re in a war that we can’t win. What’s the plan? Republicans:
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If you’re shocked that Senator Kennedy has spent the week talking about bestiality and how he likes Nebraska more than sex, I give you this little gem where he decided to go full YouPorn in the senate. (NSFW)
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These people couldn't give two shits that you and I are paying $4.69 for gas this morning. And can't afford to eat as much beef. Or have decent healthcare.
💰 Trump's state dinner table seats billionaires worth a combined $1.13 trillion. Take a look: tmz.com/2026/09/25/trump-sta…
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They gave everyone half price beer starting at 9am so they'd get in the stadium in time for Trump's arrival. Risky strategy Cotton, let's see how it plays out.
I am inside Neyland Not even 9:30 and I’m on my 4th half priced beer
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