Sarcastic SOB & all-around clown. If you have no sense of humor, my personal profile might not be for you!

Lowell, MA
The "decided" science keeps changing...
Paper straws worse for the environment than plastic ones, says study trib.al/TEphuYk
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UPDATE 10/19/2026: April Zanoli has been located, thank you all for sharing. Brady Zanoli (13) and Victor Chey (13) are still considered missing. LPD10
Missing Juveniles The LPD is currently looking for the following missing juveniles: Brady Zanoli (13) April Zanoli (15) Victor Chey (13) Anyone with information on regarding the whereabouts of these juveniles, please call 978-937-3200. Thank you. LPD10
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Boston 25’s Gene Lavanchy to be honored with 2026 Broadcaster of the Year Award ebx.sh/OyDM2B
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Congrats Geno!
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬: Danny Rourke resigns from @CityofLowellMA City Council. Full story coming soon; #InsideLowell
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Not far from the truth...
New Data Center Built To Handle Influx Of Online Rants Against Data Centers buff.ly/LvDpPvY
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Thank you @glcfoundation for always supporting these young women in recovery!
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NBC’s reaction to finding out 5 USB sticks in Milwaukee were MISSING RESULTS of the Election at midnight is priceless. Steve Kornacki was speechless…
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America's Doctor!
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There's a lot to like! #LikeLowell
Watch for this 60-second commercial about @CityofLowellMA, debuting tomorrow on CBS television stations; #InsideLowell youtu.be/S5bVc_6PwBA?si=Jw8P…
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Today's 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐮𝐥𝐬𝐞 looks at newly released documents revealing that, as the world struggled to cope with a deadly virus, Dr. Anthony Fauci was busy fanning the flames of a torrid love affair...with himself;
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Teddy lost his mind
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You mean I'm not a rock star? 🤣
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That thing that "never happens" happened again...and again...and again....
Last week I learned that a serious software error in New Jersey’s Motor Vehicle System led to the registration of roughly 6,600 people who indicated that they were not U.S. citizens between June 2023 and June 2024, almost three years prior to my taking office. These individuals answered "no" when asked on a keypad whether they were a U.S. citizen when applying for drivers' licenses and identification cards, but through no fault of their own, the system registered them anyway. This happened under the previous administration and, upon learning this information, I immediately ordered my chief counsel to launch an investigation to get to the bottom of what occurred. I also ordered the removal of any residents from our voter rolls who were erroneously added between June 2023 and June 2024. The new MVC Administrator that I appointed has begun the process of replacing the vendor responsible for administering the system. Our preliminary analysis shows fewer than 400 individuals who were newly registered for the first time because of the error voted. They were registered as Democrats, Republicans and Unaffiliated voters and were scattered across the state. I want to underscore how seriously I take this matter. As a military veteran who swore an oath to defend our Constitution, and as a former federal prosecutor, I believe the integrity of our elections is fundamental to our democracy. I am appalled by the reckless failures that allowed this to happen and the lack of transparency shown by those in charge at the time. This failure didn’t occur under my watch, but accountability starts now. I am taking action to prevent anything like it from occurring in the future and make sure those responsible are held accountable. As the Trump Administration tries to weaponize elections for political gain, I am ensuring we protect our elections. Let me be clear: Donald Trump has zero credibility on the issue of election integrity. For more than ten years, he has worked to undermine Americans' faith in our elections by spreading lies about legitimate election results, attempting to overturn a free and fair election, encouraging an attack on our Capitol when he couldn't accept the will of the voters, and defunding election security at the federal level. The difference is simple: when we find a problem, we don't hide it, deny it, or invent conspiracies. We investigate it, we fix it, and we tell the public. That's what accountability and good governance look like, and that's exactly what my administration is doing. New Jerseyans should have confidence that every eligible citizen can vote, every lawful vote will be counted, and every reasonable step will be taken to protect the integrity of our elections. That's my responsibility, and it's one I will never stop fighting to uphold.
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"It is perpetrated by those who can't build, who can't create, who can't achieve great things, and take their revenge upon the world for their own inadequacy."
SECRETARY RUBIO: "This is a distinctive and unique evil. It has always been driven by a hatred, above all else, for civilization itself."
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If this was ownership mandate: Sell the team If this was Brad losing faith in Jaylen: Fire him If this was Jaylen demanding a trade: Fire Brad anyway because this is not the answer If there's some other reason, help me understand
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Portland opted for Ja Morant
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The warmth of collectivism must be overheating the city's grid 😉
New York: it's hot out there, and the power grid is working overtime to keep us cool. Set your AC to 78 degrees, turn off lights/electronics you're not using, and unplug what you can. Our City is doing its part too: maintaining the 78 degrees rule in our buildings, dimming/turning off our lights during peak electricity demand, asking private partners to do the same, and powering down non-essential equipment. A stable grid means the AC stays on, and lives are saved. Let's ease demand — and get through the heat — together.
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📢 Lowell City Hall and all offices will be closed on Thurs, July 2, and Fri, July 3, in observance of Independence Day. On July 4, join us in celebrating Lowell's 200th and our Nation's 250th at the Fourth of July Celebration 🔗 Find more info: likelowell.com/july4th
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Stanford paid 35,000 people to quit Facebook and Instagram for 6 weeks Depression dropped. Anxiety dropped. Happiness went up. Women under 25 on Instagram saw the biggest gains That was 6 weeks. I'm going a full year.
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Congratulations to all involved in this incredible achievement. And to our Canadian friends, thank you for investing in and believing in our city!
Frontrunner City status first entered the local lexicon in September of 2024, leading to today's news of the largest investment in City of Lowell, MA - Government history; #InsideLowell insidelowell.com/frontrunner…
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Chelmsford’s Annual Town Wide Cleanup dlvr.it/TS1FWv
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Having trouble with the Lowell 311 app? Try logging out/in, checking for updates, confirming your location is set to Lowell, and ensuring you’re connected to Wi-Fi or data. Still need help? Call 978-674-4311 Get started: lowellma.gov/lowell311
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