Dearest Jared,
You're making this more difficult than it has to be. Here, have a seat and listen to me carefully.
1) Russia invaded a peaceful nation, a friend of ours, and raped their women, stole their children and took great delight in killing innocent non-combatants. That's bad, very bad, typically frowned upon.
2) The victim has been heroic in its own self-defense and has done so with foreign help that can be best described as underwhelming. They are actually causing damage to Russian infrastructure deep within Russian territory with cutting edge drone technology which is hurting the Russian economy.
3) The dying can stop right this minute, Jared, like right now. Here are the terms that I think any reasonable person would find equitable.
4) Russia turns the fuck around, gets out of Ukraine, agrees to recognize the pre-2014 borders, repatriates Ukrainian children, pays reparations, delivers a leashed and caged Putin to The Hague to face a tribunal, and in return, Ukraine will agree to not kill retreating Russians, release Russian prisoners of war, and not conquer Russian territory as it was pre-2014, as they could if they wanted to because they're currently kicking Russia's ass.
t's easy, Jared, that's the only terms that are acceptable.
Really, you're making this more difficult than it has to be you worthless Norman Bates look-a-like rodent.
Look at this unelected, corrupt son of a bitch legitimizing the Butcher of Moscow’s demands to claim another country’s territory.