J🇺🇸 retweeted
back at cornell, my partner and some friends organized a huge bang gang for me, with 7 attendees! Here's the breakdown of how the event was organized, exit survey statistics, and what it was like for me psychologically. 1/
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Speaking strictly hypothetically I think it’d be more of a top vs bottom than male vs female thing. (The Romans talked about this)
If a man and woman both choose to drink and use drugs and get drunk and high and then have sex -- which, I'm sorry to break it to people, is not a rare occurrence -- is the man guilty of rape, or is the woman guilty of rape, or is it both and neither?
If, in a male/female couple, the man gets super drunk and high and then woman doesn't, and then they have sex, is she guilty of rape?
If both the Cornell accuser and at least some of the accused voluntarily chose to drink and do drugs and have sex -- as happened -- why is the man accused of rape but not the woman?
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Listen I’m not saying her claim is or isn’t false but… “none of the sex stuff was illegal” is a very weird thing to say?
"Jane Doe" texted one of her alleged gang-rape assailants that she enjoyed the sexual activity, wanted to meet up again, and "none of the sexual stuff was illegal." Apparently in October 2024 she had no idea she was gang-raped. Only came to that shocking realization 2 years later
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This apparent contradiction makes complete sense when you understand that the two political parties have become the man party and the woman party, the right being the former. This is just the classic male tension between wanting both access to and control of female bodies. Being attracted to women, but also hating the control it has over them. Wanting women to cover up so they are not tempted, but enjoying it anyway when they are. Tale as old as time.
The right: Women need to be more modest, modern women are a bunch of whores
Also the right: Women should walk around in shorts that barely cover her private parts with her belly completely exposed in a public place where familes are with their kids. If you dont think this is conservative Christian morality, it's because you're fat
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My husband noticing the handicapped sign as we pull out of what we thought was magically the one open parking space at the soccer game this morning:
“So you know how you guys always call me autistic??”
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I bet this sort of thing never happens at clown college.
We are aware of the recently filed lawsuit regarding 2024 sexual violence allegations. Our statement: statements.cornell.edu/2026/…
Community note
While Cornell claims to take sexual violence claims "extremely seriously" they offered the accused the chance to simply write essays to mitigate disciplinary actions.
cbsnews.com/newyork/news/c…
statements.cornell.edu/2026/20260921-…
nypost.com/2026/09/18/us-…
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Dudes who are into evolutionary psychology will tell you we can only solve the fertility crisis by lowering the status of women relative to men but I say they lack imagination and forward thinking. We are always evolving, in a thousand years the descendants of the men who adapted will laugh at you for thinking it was ever possible to go backwards.
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I’m bored, need a new hobby, obsession, conspiracy theory or paranoid delusion. Open to suggestions.
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I’m against bumper stickers and not a leftist but I’d happily put this on my car just to spread the word that this is an acceptable and entirely rational position.
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J🇺🇸 retweeted
This is like when your favorite indie band gets on a GAP commercial but of instead of an indie band it’s a long covid bar and instead of a GAP commercial it’s the entire internet and instead of being a fan you broke the story and instead of getting a free t shirt you get herpes from the drummer
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You would just have different problems than what you have when only men are in charge. You can argue that those problems are better or worse, whatever. But it seems clear the ideal is men and women working together and god/biology tells us as much by the natural design of the biological family unit.
Obama: "If you put women in charge of every government for two years... I have a strong belief that things would be better. I'm confident about that."
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J🇺🇸 retweeted
Interviewer: I’m sorry, we won’t be offering you the position
Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil?
Interviewer: It was the seafood boil
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12 year old is currently preparing a PowerPoint presentation outlining why I should let him get an e-bike this should be interesting.
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