The sound of water filling a bucket has to be one of the most annoying sounds ever. Right after a Chelsea fan.

Those people that block unverified people from commenting on their posts do they think those unverified people would be like "ohh no,I can't comment on this super important guy's post anymore,I guess I'll have to go buy blue tick now.😏😏

My brother, Wahab Jamiu, was among the passengers kidnapped yesterday on their way to the NYSC camp. His live location stopped sharing along the Onitsha-Owerri Road. No update has been received so far Kindly repost, please. 🙏

I no sabi which fanbase worse pass between Ronaldo fans and Wizkid FC

This Lagos life game itself is not that interesting It is the memes that are killing me 😭😭

I don’t want to live a tough life, Even if na tough life , Make I rich, I still want to chop life.

let me first tag and beg your family members to talk sense to you now o. cos, wherever you are, i will find you. if you want to sleep, lock your door, cos i am out to find you. i you are going to work, it is better you disappear & appear, cos i am ready to mount the road to your house. you’ll not escape what is coming for you. i will hvnt you to the end of the world. 🫵🫵

To lose weight in Nigeria easy Just go through a lot, simple But to gain weight, where you wan see food?

@_DfrmtheVerse tweet and delete keh?

Hope still dey😭😂

POV: her legs are shaking during sex and you think she's having an orgasm epilepsy:

Modern dating is weird. You have to prove you’re not desperate for someone you are actually desperate to keep.

Making her bring her friends along cause you never know if your future wife is her best friend >>>>

had to go to sleep, i pray shits don’t happen before i wake up

I’ve never had sex with a condom since I became sexually active in 2010 and I’ve never treated an infection since then.

sent a dev this pitch with sleepy eyes. i’m cooked🫪

bro to bro a router with unlimited WiFi is way better than subbing every two weeks.

Biology became one of my favorite subjects after I was given the beating of my life for failing😂😂I have complete note with all drawings.

life is already hard. but trying to do web3 without liquidity is cancer.

I told this lady my age and asked for hers. She said "it's disrespectful to ask a lady's age." 😭

"You and this your top" God wan punish you?