I am sure many football influencers will decry the idea of beer back on the terraces. Mainly because it will impact their cocaine sales.

I keep seeing companies being investigated and fined for failing on age verification checks. I find this mystifying. How on Earth are people getting past this type of resilient check? How do you beat cyber criminal masterminds?

Off out tomorrow although I have not socialised for a while. I have just checked my finances and I seem good to go. Now if I can just find that half crown I will be unstoppable...

Knights of Nee

Anybody else regarded as a grandparent for a pet? Pablo has been to visit for a few days and is great company. This was taken at Risley Moss this morning. He found a new friend.

One thing I don't understand about Jeremy Kyle is surely more would tune in if he started using lie detector tests in the politicians he interviews.

Oops senior moment. Told my family Tim Rice had died. I realised straight away but did not get away with pretending it was a dad joke. RIP Tim Curry.

I was listening to "Pinball Wizard" by The Who. It struck me that being deaf and dumb wouldn't affect your pinball skills. Being blind would but not the other things, so why keep banging on about the deaf and dumb bit? Are The Who being #Ableist?

The next UK Solar eclipse will be in 2090. I am sure I won't be around to see it. However, I do hope Keith Richards enjoys it. What kind of World are well leaving for Keef?

Sorting out my horse's passport today but can I get him into the photo booth. No. Bastard.

Farage should surely win tomorrow but... if he does the parliamentary enquiry resumes and other investigations like NCA and Met Police did not stop. Is the most likely event of the parliamentary enquiry to see a forced by election? If it is then surely there is only one person who is going to look silly is Nigel? Give me facts not soundbites.

This is what happened at Kent County Council a couple of weeks ago. The Reform administration insisted that the meeting should end with the national anthem, and so opposition Cllrs obliged by insisting that they sing every verse 😂 In the end they got pissed off and cut the feed.

As people put out photos of them with recently deceased celebrities I have now compiled a database of social media folks you should avoid being photographed with if you wish to survive.

Binnie Jones 🤣🤣🤣 - Louise Hagan - FB

Latest news from Westminster

120 minutes and Spain 1 v FIFA 0 is cracking result.

People don't like to employ unusual people and I have a confession to make. It is 2026 and I don't have any tattoos. None. Mainly because I've suffered from skin cancers since the age of 17. I quite like them but not enough to risk it. Am I unemployable?

I saw a guy wearing a Harley Davidson T Shirt today and asked him to name some of his hits. He could not name any. This is where we are with the younger generation.

Irony. With the way it is looking for Nigel there seems to a real possibility he will be living abroad in the next 6-12 months as an asylum seeker.