tabasco
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Finally watched Godzilla minus one and that shit truly does rip
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Also asked bf how old akiko was supposed to be because i felt like years had passed and he said she was like 4. Sir that’s a baby
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randy butternubs retweeted
Fool me once Ok love you Fool me twice Ok love you
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I’m doing No Kill Yourself November and it’s where you try to get through the month without ending it all
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Hey man some things suck all the time
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randy butternubs retweeted
The way the penis enters the vagina is almost sexual in nature
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I’m going to cry
the new zelda ocarina of time remake fairies are fuzzy
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I can’t believe nobody loves me enough to buy me a switch 2 and ocarina of time
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randy butternubs retweeted
They are a simple people.
Each US state's most disproportionately popular kink on Fetlife
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I’ve created a new type of meal. Spicy Meal. You can only eat it after midnight and then you wake up hating yourself
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My reason for doing things: 1. the bit
my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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Me and my friend saw the moon early last night and I said “she’s low tonight” and my friend said “she’s just waking up”
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Joy and whimsy
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When did twitter become solely a place for ragebait and fake text message screenshots l
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randy butternubs retweeted
Bro. I’m telling you right now, you will not regret watching this one. I try not to oversell shit. Fuckin trust me on this ONE video.
do you guys want to see my favorite video on the Internet
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It’s that time
three years ago i fell through the sidewalk of my favorite bar
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Hey guys I don’t really know the girl who jumped but if I had to guess she didn’t mean to do it and and it literally wasn’t her fault. If I had to guess
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Me when he takes off his pants
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Update on work if anyone cares I really love it and there’s been talk about me becoming shop manager and I do inventory now and I feel like they respect me and I know that’s bare minimum but its a big deal to me!!!
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Are we pretending we hate turnstile now
Turnstile on SNL is a bigger deal than you think x.com/Scenemp4s/status/21067…
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