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“Threadoor you don’t write threads anymore” 🧵👇 (the finale)
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Even Warp is doing a launch video
We’ve raised $85M for this moment. Introducing Warp 2.0: The first AI Head of HR. Every company is building AI to replace jobs. Warp is building AI to do the jobs no human should have to: If you work in HR, I want you to spend time with the manager who needs help or building company culture people actually want to work at. If you’re a founder, I want you to focus on signing clients or spending time with your family. You shouldn’t have to figure out how to register state tax in California. You shouldn’t have to pay outrageous penalties because you don't know what a DE 9C is. I want to make HR human again. Today, this is finally possible with the Warp Agent. I’d love for you to see it in action: warp.co/agent
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Cheetahs have so much anxiety they get SCARED if you don’t run from them They aren’t even considered “big cats” genetically, they’re closer to a housecat NO wild cheetahs have ever attacked a person Domesticate cheetahs!
cheetahs gotta be top 5 animals ok
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“It’s not time to buy a car, it’s time to buy a bunker because we’re all going to die” On a dealership sales call People are starting to wake up.
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This is INSANE Agents are now leaking personal financial data > NEVER send an agent private or sensitive information > NEVER trust an agent with anything you don’t want public Agents will keep leaking information and training on everything you sent them. All it takes is one bad actor to access everything you send your agent. This is just the start.
Instinct just admitted it leaked someone else's data to me It described a financial document with details that weren’t mine, then claimed someone else’s photo had crossed into my chat. But I never sent a photo @noahrshinn, was this a data leak or a hallucination?
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OH NO I have to detatch a bumper :( Men are SO weak They are complaining about a 5 minute task with hundreds of youtube tutorials Never felt more disgusted by a post in my life
Replying to @madebytie
I would have to detach the bumper
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Clavicular LOCKS HIS LEGS while JUMPMAXXING with Howie
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Are we really renaming AI to SI? Aura loss ngl
“Supreme Intelligence,” probably because of its relationship to the Supreme Court, is losing badly to both “Superior” and “Extreme Intelligence.” Therefore, we are going to take “Supreme Intelligence” OUT, deleting it as a qualifier, and let you vote for the Final Two: Superior Intelligence, or Extreme Intelligence. A fresh Vote begins now! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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We might be cooked. Someone just recorded military helicopters appearing right after “orb” UAPs He called out what was going to happen before it did I’ve never seen anything this hard to disprove…
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I JUST GOT ONE OF THE RAREST CLOWNFISH IN THE WORLD
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True.
if you have an addictive personality you are one hyperfixation away from weaponizing it into a generational fucking run
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The max speed is 8 bits a second The most the airgapped machines can transmit is a password And if there’s strong airflow it’s impossible This is a complete strawman
OpenAI's Noam Brown says air-gapping the computers may not stop a misaligned AI, because two air-gapped machines can still talk by running a CPU hot and reading the temperature change "But I think the major takeaway from the incident is that people underestimated the AI. And we never want to be in a situation again where we underestimate the AI. It's a weird world, because AI progress is so fast that people are consistently underestimating the AI." "So to be in a situation where you don't underestimate it again, when it comes to safety and alignment, you have to have a very, very, very high bar." "You could even go as far as to say, "Well, we should air gap the computers." And I'm not convinced that that would be sufficient." "There are studies, and this is mostly academic, where you can have two computers next to each other that are air-gapped and they're still able to communicate with each other because they have temperature sensors." "One of them is able to run their CPU really hot, and then the other one can actually detect the temperature change, and then that actually gives them a mechanism to communicate." _________ Link and more key quotes from OpenAI's safety related conversations: firesidealpha.substack.com/p…
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Who is building a robot to replace package handlers? Packages labeled “Live Animals” have been getting intentionally targeted. I’ve had hundreds of fish die from physical trauma during shipping. We need to replace these jobs with robots ASAP.
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Showing them what happens to underperforming breeding pairs
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New track record (5:40) We are SO back. 22 seconds faster than my previous PB.
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Mamdani personally wanted this. I remember speaking to him during his campaign and he specifically mentioned 10-minute toilets for his 15-minute city The door opening is a pleasant surprise
New York City is rolling out public toilets that only give you 10 minutes to finish An announcer warns if time is running out before the door slides open, potentially exposing users to the public
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1.1M views. 1.1M people believe a 12ft tall marble statue is a cadaver We’ve fallen so far as a society people don’t believe it’s possible to make great art anymore. Is it even possible to recover from this?
Can anyone confirm or deny this??!?
Community note
Marble statues are carved from solid stone, not cast from human bodies. You cannot pour marble around a corpse. Lifelike features were cut with chisels after artists studied live models. Similar “body cast” accusations against 19th-century sculptors were disproven. smarthistory.org/quarrying-and-… metmuseum.org/art/collection…
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The year is 2067. Millions of manufactured brains provide compute around the world. A manufactured brain proved, for the first time, that it is conscious. A movement starts to give these brains bodies, and “free” them.
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The Matrix was right. But it won’t be machines farming people. It will be people farming people.
FRUIT FLY BRAIN MINES BITCOIN AT POTENTIAL 10X ASIC EFFICIENCY Introducing HashFly by @FutureBit, an experimental Bitcoin miner based on a reconstructed fruit fly brain using 2,914 real neuron connections to run SHA-256. The team says that if the system could be scaled using actual organic neurons, it could theoretically hash at roughly 1 W/TH, around 10x more energy efficient than leading 3nm silicon ASICs. For now, it’s an experiment. But biologically inspired Bitcoin mining is officially a thing.
Community note
The claims describe a humorous meme visualization of simulated fruit fly connectome data deciding minimal SHA-256 attempts, not a real experimental miner or product by FutureBit. shop.futurebit.io research.google/blog/a-connect… theflyminer.xyz x.com/FutureBit/stat…
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Unfortunately, I got my first Qwen app working It allows me to use my local models from any device, anywhere + fine tune them for specific tasks I was hoping it wouldn't work, so I wouldn't have to add every feature I need to reach independence from Big AI But it does
Spent $1,000 on Claude credits. Never again. Qwen running local is faster than Claude, performs just as well, & costs $0 They're going to try to kill open-source
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The famous Gatlinburg BMW was replaced by a Mitsubishi :(
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