Imagine being this bad at anything.
JD Vance: "Before I get into the meat of my remarks I wanted to talk about the devastating loss last week. There are a lot of people unfairly criticizing the leader of the team despite leading us to a great victory two years ago. A lot of staff infighting and questions about reshuffling. There's a conversation about whether the number 2 has what it takes to ultimately lead. I'm talking, of course, about the Ohio State Buckeyes, and let me just assure you that I really believe in Luke Fahey, our backup QB, and I think our team will make an amazing turn."