Not drunk enough for this shitshow. Engineer, malcontent, subversive, misanthrope. Unconstrained by ideology or reality. All my nouns retain amateur status.
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Preemptive twitter apology:
And if I offended you
Oh I'm sorry
But maybe you need to be offended
But here's my apology and one more thing
Fuck you!
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Houston police handed 17 people to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents from July through September, new data the city released Wednesday show. houstonchronicle.com/politic…
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In which we learn smooth-brain wet-tie man doesn’t understand what a “net benefit” means.
The net-benefit that our nation receives from Somali immigration is the knowledge that 200,000 people have been saved from famine and needless suffering. If you cannot understand why this is important, you’re missing an important source of meaning in life and deserve some pity
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We have the “prosecute no one and allow rampant crime and fraud” movement and the “deport everyone” movement. If those are
my choices, it’s a pretty easy pick.
You see, a normal political movement would just prosecute the fraudsters and move on. But if you’re in thralls of nativism, you actually have to do an unsuccessful pogrom where you actually manage to do more harm to Minneapolis than the fraud you were so upset about.
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By the way…there is no need to put political flags in your yard. Just hang an American flag and everyone will know you are not a Democrat
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If I was publicly commenting on the kind of job me and my coworkers had done before we all got axed, I would of course publicly tell everyone who might be interested in hiring any of us what a dysfunctional incompetent shitshow the team was.
It Really Sounds Like The Mass Effect 5 Team Had Figured It All Out Before The BioWare Shutdown: 'I've Rarely Seen A Group So Good At Working Together' kotaku.com/mass-effect-5-bio…
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Democrats propagandists dislike anything that could help a republican? Who would have thought?
The @nytimes rates Texas as the no. 1 most gerrymandered state in the country. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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Dan Patrick describes democrats accurately and you’re mad about it?
Dan Patrick has drunk from the Trump Kool-Aid so that he can spit out the poison, division and name-calling without hesitation. At the Trump rally today he referred to “them” (Democrats running for statewide office) as Socialists, Communists and Marxists. When a politician like Patrick worries about losing his position of power he relies on the standbys—smear and fear.
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“In particular, he rejected the cities’ contention that the elimination of the rule would cost them money because their taxpayers are likely to be deported.”
If you deport our illegals we’ll lose tax money is apparently not a winning argument in federal court. Who knew?
The Supreme Court on Tuesday declined to restore a Biden-era regulation allowing immigration judges to suspend some deportation proceedings.
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New Wave Hookers.
Can someone recommend a movie that will absolutely destroy you in the most beautiful way?
Something deeply human that makes you feel connected to the characters, leaves you staring at the credits in silence, and stays in your head for days. Not necessarily sad, just something that makes you feel EVERYTHING.
A film about life, love, loss, loneliness, or the beautiful mess of being human. Something that leaves a little hole in your heart when it’s over.
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The Reverend who is a sitting Senator thinks somebody who holds no position under the government saying “seperation of church and state does not exist” means SecWar should resign. You first, buttercup. If it does exist, you are an affront to the principle.
This is deeply troubling.
We just learned that Pete Hegseth’s Spiritual Advisor said that “separation of church and state does not exist”
Pete Hegseth is a threat to American democracy and must be fired immediately.
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It’s a little bit surreal listening to the slight delay as the guy whose office is next to the conference room stays in his office and participates via Teams. Both rooms have the door open, BTW.
People are ridiculous.
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Trying to figure out how the Attorney General gives data centers tax breaks. I know Texas government is a little strange, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works.
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You know what I don’t see very often are new Taco Bell‘s being built. Do they think we’ve reached perfect Taco Bell saturation? Cause I don’t know if I’m ready to accept that premise.
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You ain’t important and you ain’t special. All you’re telling me is that you are a zealot who doesn’t think rules apply to you and your cause and the odds of me voting for someone like that are non-existent.
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Not sure how lying on immigration paperwork translates to “good character”.
Why are we even debating whether a man of good character with an American wife and American kids "belongs" in America?
Of course he does.
If the law doesn't welcome that, it's a bad law and it should be changed.
what are we even doing here lol
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Broke: BRICS
Bespoke: JESUS (Japan, El Salvador, United States)
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That sounds like your ISD spends too much money on bullshit and is managing the district poorly. Did you vote for the board of your ISD or do you only focus on people who don’t actually run the district you’re complaining about?
There are 40 kids in my daughter’s 10th-grade English class because of staffing cuts and school closures in the district. Forty. And yet Tx legislators are congratulating themselves on how much they “support public education.” Vote them out.
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