When I was eleven, and my favorite book was Dune, my fave album was Jimi Hendrix Smash Hits and my future wife lived a mile down the road. We used to hold hands on the school bus.

Nah. He’s justified. She laid hands on him and there’s consequences.

When I go out for live music and dancing with my wife, as soon as I find out who our server or bartender will be, I pass them a twenty and point out my wife: “see that lady there? Please take good care of her!” Twenty bucks isn’t really that much, but it lets them know that their efforts are appreciated and they won’t be hustling our table for nought. For years she just assumed staff everywhere were super attentive and at the end of the evening would tell me how wonderful they were and ask me to leave them a *very fat tip. She is soooo cute lol

I don’t like the stretchy look, but it does seem that some faces tolerate surgery better than others. Or maybe the surgeon is better and more subtle. I don’t know.

This made me realize yet again how blessed I am. So spread the blessings where it does the most good!

Low key I thought the same Plenty of genX men would make the exchange and troll that fool, but a locked down genX biotch would troll him and leave him a husk of his former self lol

I’d use my pistol, but the sad reality is an athletic man with a knife can get there quicker, so…Grip strength. For some of us it’s always ready.

It took awhile but yeah, totally racist

Trump will likely rename the Moon at this rate. I’m thinking he might go with “Mine”. What do y’all think he comes up with?

I just think it’s fair game at a trailer park.

Nurse Fatsy is wrong. Full stop…eating.

Some of these folks have wonderful intentions, while hundreds of millions of dollars of timber burn every year. These are the same people who delight in the “preservation” whilst the actual humans that live in these lands suffer their policies. To be fair, it’s nearly certain that Trump will fook it up in his own special way.

A Man Is A Man I do not like this new idea, I do not like this gender queer. Would you, could you, change a he Into a she, by sheer decree? I would not, could not, not one bit. A man’s a man, that’s all of it. Not with a dress, not with a wig, Not with red lipstick on a pig. Not with a shot, not with a knife, Not even with a willing wife. I will not say a boy’s a girl. I do not care how well he twirls. I will not call him “she” or “her” When giant hooves are screaming “sir”. Would you, could you, in your den Pretend a rooster’s now a hen? Not in the school, not in the store, Not on the sports field anymore. Not in the law, not in the press— A man’s a man, my case I rest.

I’m judgmental about people who don’t have a loving, extended family that gets together often. I know it’s not logical, but…

Fooking legends!

Not a bad bet imo

A civilized society would have hung this defective human when he murdered his parent. Instead, he’s out in ten years and burning hundreds of homes. I don’t want the death penalty, but can we have a little civil war or something so we can just lock these criminals up and never set them free ?

A father that doesn’t deal with these entitled savages is no father at all.

Just enjoy the unemployment and maybe make some adjustments to spending habits.

Nobody is returning 100 million for a pathetic 5 million dollar audit fee. The cold wallet hack is not good for Bitcoin; however, what is far worse is this dream that the thieves can never spend their stolen Bitcoin. The actual value of Bitcoin rests on the idea that it isn’t traceable and controlled by a central authority. Take that away and Bitcoin is over.