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was awarded “Least Likely to Succeed”and “Most Likely to Get Emulsified” in high school and guess what? im still here bitch. and i start my new job at the big mayonnaise factory on Monday
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have u guys heard of this app called cumbuddies? apparently u just answer a few questions and it pairs u with a likeminded individual to “cum” with. seems so odd lol but also simple and streamlined
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my vibecoded son has coderot so we're taking him to the opsec doctor to check for pibby glitches
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you can know a person's device type if it ends with a question mark and then:
s=46 iPhone
s=20 Browser
s=19 Android
s=67 tung tung phone
You can try it on this tweet
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b-burnt peanut... quit moving... my penis... gave up already... nghhh....
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16 speakers two subwoofers with megaphones full volume and microphone direct feedback loud bass challenge
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is day drinking okay if you are done wit work and have nothing going on and are actualy going to nap
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:3 hehe oh yeah
The UTX-85® featuring a standard double edge blade housed in a smooth chassis given a colorful @Cerakote finish.
Bring out your inner child with these vibrant UTX-85®s. EDC should be reliable and durable, but nobody said it can't also be fun.
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