if the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Hey remember when his team covered up him asking a teenager to his hotel room
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🚨| HD footage of Taylor Swift’s Q&A for Toy Story 5 FYC screening today!
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I have so many questions
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I think people hate when celebs get off social media or become private because it means all the envious weirdo vitriol and discourse they spew can’t reach them and the ppl on here (fans included) get more and more miserable while they just live their life and move.
I do think the jokes about Tom fucking up Zendaya's brand are funny but Zendaya has not spoken on anything important in a real way since I was in high school so like...he's exactly in line with her brand
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Anne Hathaway getting smeared on TikTok again. Why will they not leave that woman alone
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Why do swifties still believe this nonsense? The judge threw out this claim because of how obviously made it up it was
Re que blake amenazó a taylor con filtrar chats sino la respaldaba públicamente por el jucio contra baldoni
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I hate gay Halloween. Wym you’re the note Big left Carrie in SATC????
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Is there a predator on this planet that Megyn Kelly won’t defend with her whole chest
Russell Brand and Megyn Kelly claim that raping children isn’t rape. Russell Brand: You know I’m aware it’s being filmed and broadcast and stuff like that, and I’m not stupid but what I’m saying is that I’ve never done anything where I’ve… I’ve manipulated consent, I’ve manipulated consent by conducting it, it’s a kind of energy conduction, but bypassing consent is when you make people do things they don’t want to do, not make things, do thing, make people do things they wouldn’t normally do. That is too young, you shouldn’t sleep with anyone really younger than you and if I’d had more, I mean I wouldn’t go…I don’t want to time travel back and be a more efficient womanizer. Megyn Kelly: I don’t think 14 years difference is in itself is scandalous it’s just given the age she was it was. If she were 25 and you were 39, I don’t think people would be looking at that. (They’re talking about Brand molesting a minor.) Brand: Yeah, it is young. But I don’t know if you remember from your own adolescence because I do that there were some young women, like you know girls… let’s call them girls that were 16 that were like kids and then there were others that were like women and like 25 year-old guys would pull up in cars outside the school. Like, it was just normal comprehensive, that means regular state school. Like, you know when all the girls in your year go out— Kelly: Listen, you don’t have to tell. I was called a pedophile enabler because I said there’s a difference between 15 year olds and 5 year olds when we were talking about what Jeffery Epstein is. And really the point I was making was that the term pedophile only applies to somebody who likes prepubescent girls, which is a very different thing than liking women who are in their, you know, late teens and then you get into the 15, 16 range and it depends, it really depends. Brand: I guess the law is the law, i’m in a legal situation. Morally it’s of course it’s wrong. Morally. But… Me as a 30 year-old I had no business having consensual sex with women that were just past girls, that were just over the age of consent. And I wasn’t really… it wasn’t like my thing. You know what I mean? Kelly: Yeah, yeah. Brand, waving his arms, says “it was just like oh this one, that one, this one…”
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It’s truly so easy to be an ugly tall man with a tote bag
Jacob Elordi passing down his entry level alt knowledge of film to his gf ijbol
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Robert Downey Jr and Pedro Pascal dressed as Mr. Fantastic and Dr. Doom together for Halloween.
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The smile on my face rn
Jack Posobiec is expected to be removed from Turning Point USA following reports that he may be lobbying for Qatar, who financially supports the Muslim Brotherhood. Team Trump unfollowed Posobiec on social media yesterday. The disgraced former Navy officer previously had his security clearance revoked for allegedly sharing classified information on Twitter before his separation from the Navy Reserve.
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🔙| Hoy hace 5 años se vio a Taylor Swift disfrazada de ardilla pidiendo dulces con Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively y sus hijos.
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you guys keep saying this but the only source is… a blind item from deuxmoi 😭
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Sabrina Carpenter via TikTok! "oh seaweed you do care"
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And not a single liberal came to her defense… that ugly clout chaser @mattxiv had spent a whole month dragging her calling her maga for hugging Travis coworkers wife but it was crickets when Trump attacked her and this grotesque clown said he would impregnate her.
Elon Musk in new tweet after Taylor Swift called herself a ‘Childless Cat Lady’ while endorsing Kamala Harris: “Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life”
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Rape is though! Hope this helps
RUSSELL BRAND: DESPICABLE IS NOT THE SAME AS CRIMINAL Brand may be loathsome in his attitudes towards women, treating them as “amusements." He may be arrogant, exploitative & contemptuous. But none of these is criminal #RussellBrand #RapeTrial #UKLaw #Justice #CriminalJustice
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And where is Sabrina
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Tom Holland and Margaret Qualley seen in London today!
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