OpenAI: meet dots
everyone: you mean bots? like Grok Bot?
OpenAI: meet ChatGPT Space
everyone: umm… you vibe coded Notion?
OpenAI: meet Decisions API, Jev killer
everyone: so you copy pasted a viral startup from 2 weeks ago?
OpenAI: meet sign in with ChatGPT
everyone: congrats on inventing OAuth
OpenAI: meet GPT-6.1 Sol
everyone: but where's GPT-6.1 Astra???
OpenAI: meet the $500 plan (25x)
everyone: wait. so $200 plan isn't 20x?
OpenAI: did you see Tibo's reset button?
everyone: but you owed us one anyway
OpenAI: here's a Chromatic GameBoy
everyone: …
just to recap OpenAI’s DevDay…
- GPT 6.1 SOL is worse than Opus 5.5
- dots is their competitive answer to Grok Bot and Muse (shall see how good, it botched its own demo)
- your $200 plan is no longer a 20x
- a $500 plan is now a 25x
now plz explain to me why Tibo was shouting DevDay for weeks straight
insane amounts of mental gymnastics and arrogance going on at OpenAI just to call today a win