Its not that serious. Sometimes I code things.

You're hired
I'll fuck the dead horse. I'll fuck the elephant in the room. I'll fuck those two birds and beat my dick with the stone
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Feel free to DDOS me with 𝕏 money
BREAKING: 𝕏 users are reporting being "financially DDOS'd" with tens of thousands of dollars being sent to them unsolicited via 𝕏 money.
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ALT Ice Cube Friday GIF by HBO Max

Why do men have two heads but only use one… The same reason women have four lips and can’t keep them closed…
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An Italian-Chinese fusion restaurant called “I’m Wok’n Here!”
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Peking dussy
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I don't know about anyone else, but to me that looks like a challenge.
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This is the difference in code / non-code slop. Code slop can be tested and verified to do what was intended.
Slop is just a feature suggestion wrapped in code that nobody has any emotional attachment to. It's an executable idea. Who cares if the code needs to be rewritten. I love slop!
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Almost time for free iguanas in Miami!
The boys are ready. Are you? Cool air is making it's way into the state. Expect a cooler weekend in the AM hours for sure.
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This is what I look like if you even care
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They've paused construction on my building for the past 2 days. Usually the power tools are going by 8:03am. Been sleeping in. My alarm went off for 45 mins today while I remixed it in front of a packed Red Rocks in my dreams.
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Gas is sky high. @Rivals is charging $500 to watch a video of your kid playing football. (The same video you make your coworkers watch for free) Roll that beautiful Barn footage. Our hats are inflation free. Grab a metal tumbler while your here, at THE barnersupply.com
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My toxic trait is responding "THAT BITCH" at the absolute worst times. "Can't. My mom's in the hospital. She might not make it." "THAT BITCH!"
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"If you don't vote, then you don't get to complain" When you pick someone to steal my money and rule over me through threats of violence I most certainly do get to complain. You chose tyranny. I didn't.
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The new glasses are great. Turns out that quiet cute girl I met is a coat rack someone left a wig on.
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His greens hit different.
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