“We Is Brothers” 😭🤍

Christina’s petty ass clocked him too

I already know he has the most regulated nervous system

Not all the stories of broken relationships were typical. Some were truly devastating, like that of an elderly Korean lady who spoke about the Jeju April 3 Incident (a violent uprising and government crackdown on Jeju Island, during which tens of thousands of innocent civilians were killed)

this is how i feel about people who overperform their allegiance to you by feigning disregard for your partner, saying things like, “i don’t even see your bf as a human being.” you don’t have to perform disgust to prove you’re not interested in him or wouldn’t do anything weird.

This is the reason a LOT of people cheat They get their first taste of ego and you find out who they really are Sometimes they use their newfound “cool” to be extra nice to people, OR they see it as a license to treat those around them poorly

i stay in hotels pretty exclusively now bc i am a grown up but airbnb was awesome like a decade ago. i went to the Bahamas with my now husband for a conference that he somehow had there in 2018. the university was covering his costs but obviously i had to pay my own way. the hotel was $500 a night. i said fuck that and found an airbnb for $70 a night, which all of the other students also booked. it ruled. i saved the university so much money that they let us stay a couple extra days on them. my host picked us up from the airport and when i told her it was my birthday that week she planned a birthday lunch for me. it turned out that the airbnb was just a hobby for her and her husband was one of the head people at Tiger Woods’ resort on the island. she drove us there, got us in, and paid for our meals, which we ate while she got a massage. probably cost more than my entire stay. she also gave us a tour of the island and we got a discount at Atlantis bc we were her friends. i miss you Gloria the love of my life.

RT @chiweethedog: “The fire singed her eyes closed. After carrying out the fifth kitten, she gently touched each one with her nose to confi…

It actually puts into perspective why he’s so angry with his public perception today! He was beloved despite the violence for so long he doesn’t understand why societal standards won’t bend to his will anymore!

payback’s a bitch

Husband is sleeping next to me. Has been for over an hour. I look at him and think "he's so cute... he is the most handsome cutest th-" and he OPENS HIS EYES. We startled each other. I said "sorry! I just looked at you" He mumbled "I heard your brain" and rolled over. Still asleep. The sealing ordinance comes with telepathy. That poor man has to listen to me yap when he's awake AND asleep.

LAUREN CONRAD'S FAMILY HOME FROM MTV'S LAGUNA BEACH IS LISTED FOR $26.5 MILLION Her father, an architect, designed and built it in 2004, the year the show premiered. It last sold for $11.9M in 2008. Nearly 8,000 sqft with six bedrooms, on a point in a guard-gated enclave above the Pacific. The pool overlooks the ocean and the beach below.

21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.

My 13 year old has a friend over and I told them to please quiet down because the baby is sleeping and he (friend) told me to shut up?? My kids all froze and my son looked at him like wtf?? And my husband who was on a call in his office was like, "Joe, I need to call you back." They're now on a walk discussing respect, kid was still smirking until my husband walked out and told him to get his shoes because they were going to go have a talk. Weird afternoon.

夫に「最近、食費かかりすぎじゃない？」って言われた。 だから一週間だけ買い物をお願いしてみた。 うちは夫婦と小学2年生の娘の3人暮らし。 食費は月にだいたい6万8千円。 先月、家計簿を見ていた夫が言った。 「3人で7万近くって、ちょっと高くない？」 「そうかな」 「もう少し抑えられそうだけどな。スーパーでも安いもの選べばいいし」 正直、少しカチンときた。 私だって好きで高いものを買っているわけじゃない。 毎週チラシを見て、特売の日を狙って買い物している。 でも、言い返すのはやめた。 「じゃあ、来週の買い物お願いしていい？」 「いいよ」 「一週間、予算1万6千円ね。朝ごはんと夕飯、私のお弁当、週末のお昼も含めて」 夫は笑って、 「余裕でしょ」 と言った。 月曜日。 夫がスーパーから帰ってきた。 「見て、6,420円。結構買えたよ」 鶏肉、豚こま、キャベツ、もやし、卵、牛乳。 確かに悪くなかった。 火曜日も順調だった。 水曜日、娘が言った。 「パパ、ヨーグルトないの？」 「今週は我慢しようか」 木曜日。 朝、牛乳がなくなった。 夫がコンビニで買ってきた。 「スーパーより高いな」 金曜日。 夫が冷蔵庫を開けて、しばらく考えていた。 「今日の夕飯、何にしよう」 「任せるよ」 「冷凍庫の鮭、使っていい？」 「うん」 土曜日。 娘が「また焼きそば？」と言った。 夫は少し困った顔をした。 日曜日の夜。 夫が食卓にレシートを全部並べた。 計算機を叩いて、 「15,380円。ほら、予算内に収まった」 と嬉しそうに言った。 私も「すごいね」と言った。 実際、一週間ちゃんとやってくれたのはありがたかった。 でも、夫が続けて言った。 「やっぱり少し工夫すれば、食費って抑えられるんだね」 私は少し迷ってから聞いた。 「ねえ、冷凍庫にあった鮭、いつ買ったか覚えてる？」 「え？」 「あと、今週食べたお米も」 夫が黙った。 私は引き出しから、先週のレシートを出した。

RT @gloriousprey: your cat was matted, that's why even with this amateur shave job you can see the 'moon cratering' on his body - classic s…

took a giant whiff of my cat’s fur after reading this and he literally smells like clean laundry, idk what to tell you bro 😭 a healthy, indoor-only cat should not stink. if they smell noticeably bad then they’re probably unwell or your house itself is unclean 🤷🏻

HES SO FUNNY WHAT THE HELL😭😭😭😭😭

My wokest opinion is that human biodiversity is cool (ethnicities are basically tomes of ancient biological information extracted from eons of interactions w/ a particular biome) and that smashing everyone together into a greige worker class sludge would be a tragic loss

Oh God, divorce Divorce immediately. Divorce 1000 times.