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Stage 1: whatevs (dot org) Stage 2: whatevs (dot tumblr) Stage 3: whatevs (dot substack) That is to say: I’ll be doing some light blogging by way of irregular email newsletters for the foreseeable future. First issue is now live! (Don’t worry, it’s free.) open.substack.com/pub/whatev…
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Available now exclusively at Walmart, Hidden Valley has launched their pitch black SPOOKY RANCH dressing. The bottle glows-in-the-dark, with the bold black color coming from a mix of Fruit Juice and Cocoa. Hidden Valley's first ever limited holiday release.
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“he took me to cleveland” is honestly the most bone-chilling sentence ive ever heard
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Seems pretty clear that Taylor's circle of trust isn't giving her honest, constructive feedback about how to improve her "new" material. Either that or Taylor stopped listening.
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liz lemon if she ended up with floyd but also had a lobotomy
🎶 | Lyrics from “Cleveland!”: “But my baby likes what he likes. He already took me to Cleveland and showed me The Heights! So hate all you like. This is the love of my life.”
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Incredible photo
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Great to see that Bebe Rexha has (temporarily) escaped the Khia Asylum, but she's got to fire her agent after being placed 9 seats into this row. Can you imagine the catastrophe if she has to crawl over Troye Sivan and Sienna Spiro to present?!?
First look at the #VMAs seating arrangement via @Variety.
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"While her setlist was well apportioned to highlight the myriad phases of her magical career, the execution of the material felt like everyone (audience included) had been dosed with syringes full of SSRIs prior to the band taking the stage." Your Uncle Grambo went to a concert!
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Wish I still had access to the deck where I pitched a certain multinational media conglomerate on why it would be a great idea to get into Letterboxd when it had a $6 mill valuation.
News -- among the handful of suitors who have expressed interest in acquiring Letterboxd: A24, Sony and....The New York Times Company! Bidding starts at $300 million. w/@LaurenSHirsch nytimes.com/2026/09/24/busin…
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In Issue #8 of whatevs (dot substack): @WarehamDean, @jarak, @maggiearak , @keanesian, Carrie Brownstein, Corin Tucker, Liz Phair, @CKlosterman, @thewatchpod, Steven Hyden, @gilbertcruz, Josh Allen, Kara Swisher, Abel Ferrara, Schoolly D, and more.
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From Matt Foley to “Lazy Sunday” to “Washington’s Dream,” SNL fans voted on the 100 greatest sketches in the show’s 51-year history. dlvr.it/TVczsk
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charli xcx watched her private hell (2026) today
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The Bulwark uncovered a fundraiser for Hakeem Jeffries hosted by Trump-connected lobbyists. We started asking questions, and the event was canceled. @JoePerticone explains what happened and what it reveals about how Washington works behind closed doors. lnk.thebulwark.com/4hqx0y9?u…
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This story is incredible. What’s even more incredible is that we got to hear it at all. McDonald clearly thinks the interview hasn’t officially begun, but the cameras and audio were indeed rolling. Seahawks publicist asleep at the wheel.
Mike Macdonald said Sean Payton threatened to accuse the Seahawks of a spygate cheating situation because they used training camp clips from X to their advantage. Seahawks then threatened to sue him. (via @GrahamBensinger)
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Senator Collins’ office says we “took the word of someone who pled guilty,” but ProPublica conducted its own investigation of the former CEO’s assertions. We have the receipts. Our reporters independently corroborated much of the account by former Navatek CEO Martin Kao by reviewing a trove of evidence, legal records and interviewing dozens of people. And we reported that anti-corruption agents at the FBI were asking questions about Susan Collins as recently as late 2024. But after the reelection of President Trump, the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes were dismantled. Here is the full story: propublica.org/article/fbi-s…
The seven-year-old allegations made against Senator Collins and her staff in this piece are categorically false. There have never been any allegations of wrongdoing by the Collins for Senator campaign, and the campaign was never the target of the FBI investigation. ProPublica took the word of someone who pled guilty to five counts of money laundering, three counts of wire fraud, one count of bank fraud, and making false submissions to the FEC. As Martin Kao was awaiting sentencing, he began making outlandish charges about the Collins office, deflecting blame from himself and placing it on Senator Collins, including alleging that our office required contributions before taking meetings and engaged in extortion, pay for play, and bribery. The FBI and the Court obviously did not believe Kao, and in 2025 he was sentenced in two separate cases to prison terms of seven years and three years to be served concurrently, as well as an additional five years of supervised release at the end of his prison term. It is important to note that during the Biden Administration the FBI and the Department of Justice thoroughly investigated the Navatek matter. The Collins campaign cooperated fully with the FBI throughout the investigation, producing all of the documents it requested and serving as fact witnesses in official settings. In response to the allegations in the ProPublica piece, the FBI clearly stated that a suggestion of wrongdoing by Senator Collins or her staff is “totally false.” These issues were resolved in 2021, and the FBI has not contacted us about Martin Kao since then.
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The kiss of death...
#Giants QB Jaxson Dart suffered a knee injury last night that was worse than anticipated, sources told me and @MikeGarafolo after the MRI. He’s out an extended period of time, possibly the season.
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