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My usual postman is a lovely fella. Always stops for a chat. But when he's off, it's a nightmare
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Yeah I'm not buying it either. Although in all honesty, with the way the world is. It really wouldn't surprise me if it was true. I saw a young white lad working for the local council wearing one a week or so ago
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Same here. I watch films and series on my firestick. I listen to music on my phone that I've downloaded. The only time I click on a newspaper article is when it's about the football team I support
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My mail goes all over the estate. I'm Monday they just threw it on the floor instead of putting it through my letter box
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Swinkles and Lowe are quite near to returning. So with Bernard, Santos, Cooper, Swinkles and Palmer and Lowe also capable of playing CB. They probably thought it would be better for him to get games to get used to the step up from youth games
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I'd rather ppl be direct than drop hints. I don't really recognise hints. It's happened a few times after nights out.
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So anyway, first day. I saw some big black bananas in the dry store. I thought they were just over rope bananas so threw them out. It turned out to be plantain and was on their menu that day. The old boys never let me forget it 🤣🤣
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Funny story.... I got a job years ago cooking in a old ppls home. There were some Jamaican fellas on the bottom floor, who always had a different Caribbean menu to the rest on my first day I went to have a chat with them as I'd never cooked Caribbean food before.
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Tbf he played a handful of games and then got injured for the season. A lot of that was probably down to him not being used to the physicality of mens football. He did do well, but he still looked quite raw. He's going to a level he's well above, just for regular game time
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I think the level is more to do with convenience for us, as we can recall at anytime. But also good to get them regular minutes in mens football
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I got a couple of oz of hash a year or so ago. But it tasted very chemically. Not like back in the good old days
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But yet there's always room for right wing dissenters 🤔
Me thinks the government's is chatting shit
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I pay 125 for an oz off my pal. But previously I've paid 160 for oz , 90 for half and 50 for a Q.
35 years ago I was paying 25 for a Q and 90 for an oz
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Skunk ruined weed buying in the UK. It almost doubled in price and now folk are still selling normal weed at the inflated price
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