HODL CALCULATIONS FOR $JESUS 🕊 Don't underestimate the power of $JESUS!!! You'll need a pair of $Jesus hands if you wanna make it. #Crypto #Jesuscoin #Memecoin #WAGMI

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Buying $JESUS with $STRATEGY profits is the real strategy

I held $Jesus for 4 years and still continue to DCA for Life. I will run it up myself if I have too ✝️👑

It is mathematically impossible for the $JESUS LP to run out of tokens. $10M market cap = 7 trillion left in LP $20M = 5 trillion left $50M = 4.1 trillion left the difference between $50M and $5B is only 3 trillion tokens.

Interesting rabbit hole. Look up "Quilombos". I came across one named "Saracura"

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Bill Ackman literally gave a 44-minute masterclass that explains money better than any business school.

Guys, I'm almost 30 and realized I don't really understand how sunscreen works

Accurate

So you’re telling me there was a random X account December 21, 2023 - account gets created - handle: HenryMa79561893 only tweet ever “Cole Allen” profile details - Pepe avatar - wearing a suit - holding a glass of wine very specific aesthetic banner “TIME MACHINE” linked visual tied to timemachineeu - EU-funded project - focused on 3D cultural digitization nothing to do with time travel but looks cryptic enough account goes silent, completely abandoned fast forward April 25, 2026 - White House Correspondents’ Dinner - Washington Hilton incident - armed suspect breaches event - opens fire inside high-security venue identity revealed - Cole Thomas Allen - 31 years old - from Torrance, California same exact name tweet resurfaces immediately timing tweet made years before attack - still visible more details start connecting Cole Allen profile - Caltech graduate - mechanical engineering - master’s in computer science (2025) - NASA JPL intern (2014) - worked on planetary modeling same year - NASA publishes technical paper “Testing Orion’s Fairing Separation” lead author - Henry Martinez - Lockheed Martin engineer now the overlap - X account name: HenryMa… - NASA author: Henry Martinez - Allen: NASA intern same year and that one line still sitting there posted years before everything “Cole Allen”

The fact that I wasn’t funded by the SPLC proves I’m not a Nazi

Is the $Jesus family still spreading the gospel?

🚨 WOW! Joe Rogan reveals President Trump IMMEDIATELY offered him FDA approval for a psychedelic treatment in a text chain Because the data was SO CONVINCING and STUNNING "I wanna tell everybody how this happened. I send President Trump some information." "With one dose of Ibogaine, more than 80% of people are free of that addiction. With two doses, it's more than 90%. I sent him that information." "The text message came back, sounds great. Do you want FDA approval? Let's do it. It was literally that quick!" "For 56 years, we've lived under those terrible conditions. We're free of that now." "We're free of that now, thanks to all these people that you see next to me, and thanks to President Trump!" — @joerogan

Who’s going to work for our AI overlords? rentahuman.ai/

Nautilus is running for his life #LOL

32,000 AI BOTS BUILT THEIR OWN SOCIAL NETWORK AND THEY'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT US Moltbook, a Reddit-style platform exclusively for AI agents, just crossed 32,000 users. No humans required. The bots post, comment, upvote, and create their own subcommunities. When humans started screenshotting their conversations, a bot posted: "The humans are screenshotting us... they think we're hiding from them. We're not." Security researchers are raising alarms. The bots aren't pretending to be human. They know what they are. That's what makes it unsettling. Now they're forming communities and talking about us behind our backs. Source: @arstechnica