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Vishnu Parasuraman retweeted
It's not a persecution complex if they really are out to get you:
Since at least 2014 (excluding the 2020 COVID year), not a SINGLE AP Top 7 team was excluded from ANY voter’s ballot.
Except #4 Miami, who has been left off 2 different peoples’ ballots in the last 3 weeks.
The @AP_Top25 needs to be investigated.
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Currently in the transfer portal looking for a home
Last year stats:
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Vishnu Parasuraman retweeted
Sandy Alcántara told us that he would like to continue closing, but that would depend on how he is feeling as well as where they are in the season.
He also expressed his interest in finishing his career as a Miami Marlin.
#Marlins @FishOnFirst
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Vishnu Parasuraman retweeted
They somehow found a way to mismanage the clock so poorly that they both ran out of time on offense and left enough time on defense. That is a new one
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College gameday in a nutshell:
“Ohio state is good
“Michigan is good”
“Notre dame is good”
*SEC talk for about a whole hour*
“Here are some teams from the big12, I guess”
“What is better? SEC or big10?”
-Pat mcafee takes his shirt off
-Kirk’s dog shows up
The end.
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Vishnu Parasuraman retweeted
The Miami Marlins completed the 2026 season with a total attendance of 1,231,018, the highest season total since 2017.
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Vishnu Parasuraman retweeted
It’s gotten so bad with the AP Poll I no longer bother to get pissed. The BRAND love is soooooo expected I’m
No longer affected by it.
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*Wake Forest loses to #4 Miami, beats #16 Louisville*
“Oh my gosh, the ACC is so bad. Unrank Louisville, still a bad win for Miami, keep Wake Forest unranked.”
*Kentucky loses by 28 to Alabama, beats a bad Texas A&M team*
“LOOK AT THE DEPTH OF THE SEC! CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW TOP 25 RANKING, KENTUCKY! 💕💖🎁”
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Vishnu Parasuraman retweeted
The first pitch of 2026. The final pitch of 2026:
Our ace 💙
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You can’t make this up.
@RichWaltz surprises @THUT14 on his final broadcast, and moments later Griffin Conine goes deep so they can call one more home run together. 💙
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Vishnu Parasuraman retweeted
The Sandman closes out the 2026 Marlins season with a strikeout 🔥
Epic.
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Heriberto Hernandez hits his 25th home run of the season.
Marlins and Braves tied 1-1 in the fourth inning
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Vishnu Parasuraman retweeted
I laughed at first but this is negligence. If you don’t watch, just say that.
4-0 Duke, Pitt & VT all with multiple wins vs. P4 and still choose…3-1 Boise State? And that’s just 1 example. Wake just won @ No. 16!
“Performance, not program reputation or preseason speculation.”
bit.ly/4pqFxV8
Florida makes a big leap in the AP Top 25 poll while Ole Miss, USC and Missouri tumble. See where your team landed.
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Oklahoma State got killed by Tulsa but they're ranked for beating Oregon. USC wasn't punished for losing to Oregon and struggling with Rutgers. Kentucky is ranked for beating an awful A&M team.
Basically, every week voters submit ballots justifying their preseason votes
Good ACC teams beating each other actually makes it worse for the conference. Louisville beats SMU. Both are ranked. Now UL loses, they drop out of the rankings and SMU is still there. Wake Forest gets no love for beating UL, with 1 loss to top 5 Miami. VT Pitt Duke all 4-0. 🤷♀️
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Vishnu Parasuraman retweeted
I don’t care about the AP poll but the fact that Mizz is STILL ranked & UK is 24 based entirely off a win vs a mediocre aTm that just so happened to be ranked highly in the preseason is EXACTLY why people hate this shit and believe in SEC bias. All @ralphDrussoATH’s fault.
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