Koch Bros, Trump's pee pee tapes, Reagan mask on Tonette, #foxconn fiasco & weekend drag Parody of failed former Governor screaming for debasement by Trump

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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Tom Tiffany doesn't just get handed $10 million from 3 BILLIONAIRES without being expected to do something in return.💰 He's a BOUGHT OWNED PUPPET. He's a billionaire shill, and if he was governor, he would be working in the best interests of his PUPPET MASTERS, not the people.
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Fuckwad will have ICE at the magnetometers.
The Trump White House announced a Hispanic Heritage Month event after canceling their celebration in 2025. The midterms are upon us.
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Congress only worked 72 days in 2026, and Toxic Tom Tiffany was still AWOL for several of those days. He missed 70 votes. Why? Because he only cares about his billionaire donors.
Further proving @DavidCCrowley doesn’t care about Wisconsinites. Instead of being in the state talking to voters 38 days before Election Day, he’s taking vacation to fundraise with the coastal billionaires!
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
The whiny old coot in the Tom Tiffany ad really gives off a vibe of someone who uses the "N" word on a daily basis.
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Wow. Cosplaying nepo fraud Michael Alfonso truly thinks WI voters are stupid. 10 days before Trump endorsed him, Alfonso re-registered to vote in WI using Sean Duffy's (wife's daddy) address. He had an active voter registration in Florida at a home that rents for $5,000/month.
I was out duck hunting in Burnett County this morning. I grew up in the north woods, and in Congress I’ll always fight to keep our sporting heritage alive!
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Our Chair's sincerest apologies to the Uihleins who are funding Tom Tiffany's campaign.
Yesterday, I received a cease and desist from the Uihlein family and their PAC about some recent comments I made. Allow me to set the facts straight. The Texan man— canvassing to advocate for Tom Tiffany— who slammed four BuzzBallz before driving, struck a bicyclist with his car, and ran away from the scene of the crime was a CONTRACTOR, not an employee, of a firm being paid millions by the PAC funded by the Uihleins. This distinction is clearly very important, and I feel so remorseful that I will repeat this frequently and often. Thank you for your attention to this very important matter!
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Vote @turek4iowa! 🗳️ Please check your voter registration! Register to vote if you haven’t yet! Make a plan to vote! sos.iowa.gov/voters/voter-re… Or iwillvote.com
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Tom Tiffany backed out of a second and third debate because he's a wussbag scaredy-cat. He hasn't held a district in-person town hall since January 2025. And he is barring journalists from his events if they hurt his feelings.
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Replying to @devinremikerwi
For total transparency: the CONTRACTOR to help the PAC backing Tiffany and funded by the Uihleins was drinking these
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Look, it’s important to take accountability when you make a mistake. The drunk man who struck a bicyclist was a CONTRACTOR for a firm CONTRACTED to help the PAC backing Tiffany, a PAC funded by the Uihleins. I’m glad I could own my mistake and avoid legal action.
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Literally three right-wing billionaires—two of them, Dick and Liz Uihlein, a married couple who funded the groups behind January 6—are responsible for the vast majority of Tiffany's $. jsonline.com/story/news/poli…
News: @TomTiffanyWI, his allies have outspent @DavidCCrowley, his backers more than 2-to-1 since the primary on ads, GOTV. Disparity fueled by big donors. Follows national trend of Republicans having spending advantage in bad environment. See more: pro.stateaffairs.com/wi/frid…
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
More than 1,000 January 6 defendants were charged with knowingly entering or remaining in restricted buildings or grounds under 18 U.S.C. §1752(a)(1) — a misdemeanor carrying up to a year in prison. Van Orden had been on the Capitol Grounds the day before & knew—or had substantial reason to know—the Capitol grounds he entered were off limits. Video shows Van Orden walking directly toward the barricades in the minutes before they were violently breached. He later crossed those same barricades. His group then milled outside the breached barricades for several minutes before crossing them themselves. Van Orden didn't just breach the barricade. He remained inside the restricted Capitol grounds for OVER THREE HOURS, including with a group displaying a "Rambo Trump" flag near one of the main approaches to the U.S. Capitol — conduct one could argue encouraged others to enter and join the melee. One could argue that there is a SHIT TON of evidence Van Orden knowingly broke the law on January 6. And one could further argue that Van Orden COULD have been charged had Donald Trump not shut down the ongoing DOJ January 6 prosecution effort, granted sweeping pardons to those already convicted, and ordered every pending January 6 indictment dismissed with prejudice.
Breaking: A new short doc, "Three Hours & Ten Minutes," uncovers Capitol Police security video showing that Derrick Van Orden was in illegal area on Jan 6 & despite claiming he left when violence started, was actually there for... Three Hours & Ten Minutes piped.video/aIQGEKmwO0M?si=wZD0…
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Not only did @derrickvanorden give data centers $83 billion, he voted for a ten year ban on local governments and citizens having any say whatsoever over data centers setting up shop in their communities.
Flat out lies — you're desperate. You're the one in power right now and you voted to give data center developers an $83 billion tax break. Guess you finally talked to a constituent and learned that folks are furious over data centers. You can't run away from your record.
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
POV: you’re a CONTRACTOR for a firm CONTRACTED by Restoration PAC— which is funded by the Uihleins, who are spending millions to help Tom Tiffany— and it’s time to go knock doors.
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried to take control of Arkansas prisons. A judge ruled it unconstitutional. So she stacked the board and tried to settle her way around the ruling. Judge just said NOPE. Does y’all’s governor do shit like this or just the NepoGov?
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
Hey why hasn’t @JoshSchoemann said anything about a drunk, out of state Uihlein-funded Tom Tiffany canvasser’s hit and run on a bicyclist in his county?
Had to hit the store and get some supplies before I started my day of canvassing for Tom Tiffany.
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Unemployed & Irrelevant Walker 🇺🇦 retweeted
On J6, Derrick Van Orden literally sat on the fence and stayed until it was clear the revolution was going to fail. Then he left to beat the traffic, and has lied to us about his actions ever since. @derrickvanorden @RepVanOrden
Replying to @synathroesmus
The thing is, it was never "a peaceful protest" once DVO arrived at Garfield Circle on the west side of the Capitol at 12:54 p.m, as carefully detailed by the National Security Archive's January 6th riot timeline. And he was right there as it all unfolded. nsarchive.gwu.edu/news/foia/…
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