‘Yo, this is mood control. Saying you might as well pay attention. You can't afford free speech!’ Aspiring Tribune of the Plebs

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Jacob Davidson retweeted
Smart character written by a smart writer: "Here's my simple plan with several alternative routes in case unforseen complications arise." Smart character written by a stupid writer: "Here's my extremely elaborate plan with an absurd amount of moving parts, several of which are dependent on assumptions about how other people will act, and if any one thing doesn't go according to plan, then the whole thing falls apart, but that won't happen because I'm a super genius who can literally see the future, not because that's a superpower I have, but because the writers think smart people can predict anything, even with a near total lack of information."
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I’m glad I had a friend who called me a fat fuck until I lost the weight. Then he just called me fuck instead
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Replying to @ChuckFBass
It’s like watching two homeless guys fight over a sandwich
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Replying to @mike_e_kaye
Let’s see how he responds next time…while watching from the bench
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Replying to @thomasknox
The EU is trying to break nationalism at all costs and what better way to do that then make a new mongrel citizenry of ‘Europeans’
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Replying to @AngloRestore
Let traitors know they aren’t welcome
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Replying to @jarvis_best
Andrei wanted to just battle another Russian like back home on a drunken Tuesday
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Drop a 100 Chinese on an island vs 100 aboriginals on an island and see what the development looks like in 20 years. I think I know which island will produce more GDP…
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Replying to @DanCrenshawTX
Showing contempt for your potential voters seems like a great way to win elections!
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You’ll never meet anyone more racist against Black Americans than Africans
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Replying to @LamarDummy
Jayden doesn’t have a middle name??
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Replying to @maycetomlin
That Jack & Jill bathroom was dope though
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Replying to @Variety
Probably didn’t give one shit about conservative viewpoints and characters so these are nothing but crocodile tears.
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Replying to @JohnCleese
You do realize there is more history than just WWII to draw analogies from right?
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A tool can be used for good or bad. Depends on who is wielding it. If we’re able to genetically engineer sterile males of mosquitos and ticks then this is a good thing!
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Replying to @cremieuxrecueil
We could learn from Singapore and their mosquito eradication
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Replying to @TVAnews @NRCgov
Good!! Nuclear is our future
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Replying to @jspesh68 @mtracey
Let me guess ‘believe all women’?
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Replying to @TMZ
And who gets the family tits now??
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Replying to @mtracey
Duke lacrosse all over again. Maybe we can get some more Stephen Millers out of it
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