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Monsieur le Premier ministre, vous ne gouvernez plus que par la peur.
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Perfectly stated, And, he has a British accent… Unlike my American accent This means take him more seriously
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Trump is playing 5D mahjong with Xi to take down the deep state, while the Galactic Federation cuts us loose from the reptilian loosh farm. Any day now. Two more weeks. Trust the plan. Here's your updated cope guide, lemmings: Inflation's at 3.7% and gas is up 34%?
"He's crashing the fake economy so NESARA can drop." He signed an AI deal with Xi over tea?
"Bro, he's inside the CCP's servers now. Mahjong, not chess." Half a trillion for Larry Ellison's data centers?
"Those are white-hat quantum bunkers. Larry was replaced." Palantir wired into every federal agency?
"Palantir is how they'll arrest the cabal. Thiel's on our side." He launched Trump TV and banned the press?
"The Emergency Broadcast System. Mass executions air next week." The mRNA flu shot got approved?
"It's a different mRNA. The good kind. The Father of the Vaccine brewed his own vaccine." He keeps begging to pardon Bibi?
"Keep your enemies closer, sweetie. Watch the body language." The Epstein files are still buried?
"He's protecting the children by hiding who hurt them. That’s also why he raped them" The 2028 hat?
"Third term? Bro, he never left. The first two don't count. Biden was a body double." The debt just hit $40 trillion?
"Doesn't matter. Med beds and gold-backed quantum crypto coming Christmas." Q turns nine this week. Nine years. Zero arrests. Zero tribunals. Zero med beds. Zero Galactic Federation. Remember the very first drop? October 28, 2017. Hillary's arrest was "already in motion," locked in for October 30. Two days. Nine years later, she's still out there selling books and laughing at your bumper sticker. But the lemmings have an answer for that too. She was executed at Gitmo in 2018, and that wasn't Hillary collapsing into the black van. That was the body double clocking in. The real one's been dead for years. Same with Biden. Same with Fauci. Same with your marriage. All clones, apparently. The only thing in this movement that's never been replaced is the donate button. Nine years. 234 rounds of "two more weeks." A kid born the day Q dropped is in fourth grade now. He's spent his whole life watching his parents refresh a message board. They never got their arrests. They just got older and lost their balls. And while you waited for the storm, they were building. Palantir in every agency. Stargate in the desert. Data centers in your backyard. A digital wallet with your name on it. You watched the sky. They poured the concrete. Q never failed. It did exactly what it was built to do. It kept you on the couch for nine years eating popcorn like farmed cattle.
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FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: MIGHTY ZION ORANGE RANGER 🍊⚡ Straight from the lost archives of 1995 Saturday morning television. It's morphin' time.
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Elon Musk is without a doubt the most grotesque example of extreme wealth being mistaken for virtuous genius that I’ve ever seen, no contest. A dude whose business empire has had the exceptional luxury of upwards of $38 BILLlON in government contracts, loans, subsidies, and tax credits that lectures us on government waste, fraud, and abuse. He takes a literal fucking chainsaw to government aid, while hundreds of thousands die from the lack of access, and simultaneously engorges himself at the public pig trough of endless money. He then takes the grift cash to buy elections, outright rig them, gains extraordinary access to the backrooms and convinces panting sycophants that he’s “fighting the establishment.” He IS the establishment. Years and years of missed deadlines, self driving promises just around the corner. Spectacular theatrical marketing presentations presented as new technology, with an army of ball riding zombies to explain why his latest failure is actually evidence of 5D chess wizardry. All in line to be the friend he doesn’t have. He was emailing Epstein to find about the “wildest parties” on child rape island, and you people still clamber. Speaking of mouth breathing followers, the cult surrounding him is even more disturbingly dangerous. Every glaring contradiction becomes an insult worthy misunderstanding. Every dumb comment is a masterpiece. Every legitimate totally fair criticism becomes proof that the questioner is stupid, jealous, or secretly working against humanity itself. It’s so blatantly a cult. At what point does this bizarre admiration become deliberately and completely giving up independent thought? You can acknowledge the success of his companies and the remarkable engineering feats without cosplaying that he’s some infallible prophet. And give his employees some credit. He’s a trillionaire with huge political influence, a pretty pathetic appetite for public attention indicative of someone that’s insecure, and a documented history of promise after promise that he doesn’t deliver on. Please, don’t confuse money with intelligence. They rarely go hand in hand. Also, realize that proximity to great power is not synonymous with moral authority. The truth is historically the opposite. And for fucks sake, stop worshipping people who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
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whiskered crocodile retweeted
Replying to @Chesschick01
He donated jack shit Europeans buy and pay for every Starlink subscription in Ukraine The only thing Elon is doing is turning a profit
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A parasite born decades ago… slowly spreading across the world. Now, it’s sucking the life out of the American people 🇺🇸🩸 Hear its story in our new Lego music video: 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲🕷️
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🚨🇫🇷 LA FRANCE SE FAIT DÉPOUILLER DE SON HAFNIUM STRATÉGIQUE À 3 heures du matin, dans la nuit du 21 au 22 octobre, une équipe parfaitement renseignée a forcé la clôture de l’unique usine française capable de produire et raffiner de l’hafnium, à Jarrie (Isère). Site classé Seveso seuil haut. En quelques minutes, malgré les blocs de béton et la présence d’un intérimaire de nuit, plusieurs centaines de kilos de cristaux de ce métal ultra-critique ont disparu. Préjudice estimé à plusieurs millions d’euros. Ce métal est indispensable à la fabrication des Rafale, des drones de combat, des systèmes de propulsion des sous-marins nucléaires et à de nombreuses applications spatiales et nucléaires (barres de contrôle). L’intérimaire a réussi à fuir jusqu’au poste de garde, mais les voleurs étaient déjà partis avant l’arrivée des gendarmes. C’est le sixième vol de ce type sur le site depuis 2019. En août dernier, un chef d’équipe de l’usine avait déjà été arrêté : 150 kg d’hafnium et 500 000 € en liquide retrouvés chez lui. En septembre, après les précédents casses à Jarrie et à Cergy, Macron avait demandé un plan de protection des infrastructures critiques de la base industrielle de défense. Aucun effet visible. Force Ouvrière exige désormais l’arrêt complet des installations hafnium et le retrait immédiat des salariés des postes de nuit et de week-end jusqu’à sécurisation totale du site. L’enquête est confiée à la section de recherches de la gendarmerie de Grenoble. La souveraineté industrielle française, une fois de plus, se joue en quelques minutes d’effraction.
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C’est le meilleur discours que j’ai entendu jusqu’à présent
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Lettre au Roi Macron 1789-2027 😬🎯 Bonne manifestation à tous soyez prudents ❤️🙌🏼
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Ton téléphone, ton argent, tes affaires : un policier qui les prend sans rien écrire ne fait pas une saisie, il fait un vol. Une seule question à poser : le numéro de procédure. Vocast Media-x
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Replying to @DrJoelGator
I was an Anti-Vaxxer and avoided the Covid shots for me and my kids. After 6 years of Anti-Vax redpilling, I'm slowly changing my mind and I starting to see myself supporting Bill Gates and his Depopulation agenda. Global population is at 8.3B and humans are multiplying like cockroaches. The jabs will temper this multiplication through much-needed fertility control and random died-suddenly events. Much like Dr. Strangelove, I learned to stop worrying and love "The Vaccine".
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My absolute fav on the internet these days 😍
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News flash: Donald Trump's family tree reads like a mob movie written by a demon on cocaine. Grandpa? Friedrich Trump. Kicked out of Bavaria for dodging the army, so he did what any man of God would do: ran Klondike Gold Rush hotels that a Trump family biographer says came with "private boxes for ladies" and a scale for weighing gold dust. Miners, whiskey, and women by the hour. The Trump fortune was born in a pay-per-minute closet. Daddy? Fred Trump. Arrested at a Klan riot in Queens in 1927, charges dropped. Built his empire on federal housing money, got dragged before the Senate for skimming it, then got sued by the Justice Department for refusing to rent to Black tenants. Same guy signed over land for a Brooklyn synagogue for ten bucks and funded it for 48 years. The congregation named him "lover of Israel." The Klan in the morning, the rabbi in the afternoon. Diversified portfolio. Uncle? John Trump, MIT physicist. When Nikola Tesla died in 1943, the government sent him to go through Tesla's papers. The Trumps had Tesla before Elon was a sperm in a petri dish. Mentor? Roy Cohn. McCarthy's attack dog, mob lawyer, alleged ringmaster of sex-blackmail parties at the Plaza Hotel. Taught Donald the gospel: never admit, never apologize, always attack. Lived it to the end. Died of AIDS swearing it was liver cancer. In-law? Charles Kushner. Hired a prostitute to seduce his own brother-in-law, filmed it, mailed the tape to his own sister. Pleaded guilty. Trump pardoned him, then made him ambassador to France. Blackmail your family, become a diplomat. The American dream. And Donald? On live TV: "If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." Called Epstein a "terrific guy" who liked women "on the younger side." Bragged to Howard Stern about strolling into teen pageant dressing rooms. The religion? Pure theater. 1983: the Jewish National Fund's Tree of Life Award for bankrolling Israel. Still hangs in his office. "A very big award in terms of everything that I stand for." 2018: a Temple movement mints a coin with his face next to King Cyrus. Evangelicals call him "God's chosen vessel." God's chosen vessel has three wives and six bankruptcies. 2019: he looks at the sky and says, "I am the chosen one." His daughter takes the jab wearing a red Kabbalah string and tells you to go get yours. On the first anniversary of October 7, he prays at the grave of a rabbi whose followers believe he's the Messiah. Then he sells you a $60 Bible. Then he tells reporters he doesn't think he's going to heaven. Buy the Bible, folks. He's not using it. What's he building? Stargate: half a trillion in AI data centers with Ellison and Altman.
Palantir: wired through the entire federal government.
Trump TV: launched the same week he pulled reporters' credentials.
$TRUMP coin and World Liberty: the family crypto racket, run while he writes the crypto rules.
The AI race: settled over tea with Xi. Your data, your news, your money, your vote. One family. And you never question it, because every week there's a fresh villain to boo while they pick your pocket. A brothel, a Klan riot, a mob lawyer, a blackmail tape, three generations kneeling to Israel, a self-declared chosen one, and a man who's told you he's not going to heaven. Goodfellas meets the Book of Revelation. Trust the plan, they said. 🥴
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Macron vient de faire une nouvelle grave erreur. L'article L.211-2 du Code de la sécurité intérieure est pourtant clair : les citoyens peuvent organiser eux-mêmes une manifestation. Ce droit n'est pas un privilège accordé par l'Élysée. Et Macron n'en décide pas la légitimité.
🇫🇷 ALERTE - Emmanuel Macron annonce que les manifestations organisées par des personnes n’ayant "aucune légitimité pour le faire" seront INTERDITES par les préfets. Les manifestations déclarées par les syndicats pourront être autorisées, mais des parcours alternatifs leur seront proposés pour protéger les centres-villes et les commerces. (déclaration)
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Pendant qu’on juge à tour de bras et qu’on envoie des gamins à peine majeurs en prison, Bruel était au Parc des Princes hier soir, MLP est candidate à la présidentielle, Hortefeux inéligible entre au parlement européen et Sarko part en vacances avec son bracelet électronique.
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whiskered crocodile retweeted
Mic drop. Merci Clément Viktorovitch.
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Hey @grok, concise no spin. What nationality would Jesus be if he was born today in 2026? Nationality only.
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"I don't think it's going to get any easier." One of the most raw and vulnerable conversations I've ever had...
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Tiens, tiens, après Retailleau c'est maintenant Pannier-Runacher-Perenco qui recopie le tweet d'une agence de communication israélienne.
Tiens, tiens, Retailleau vient de publier un tweet sur le 17 octobre, et ce tweet est en réalité une copie du tweet d'une organisation Sioniste (EU Watch). La collaboration jusque dans la propagande.
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