Derrick@whyderrick

basically, this is your therapist's burner account. fluent in decency. studying goodness. Remember now, that stumbling is divine work. (he/him)

 Oakland, CA
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Joined January 2010
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A moment of quiet gratitude for the people patient enough to get me to where I am today. God be a flower budding from a weedy yard.
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Replying to @rubyconf
@rubyconf Attending but I get "Please use an email address from an approved domain to join this workspace without an invitation" error when trying to join Slack link Tried the email address that received welcome guide emails and the one that Eventbrite knows.
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I figured it'll be a zoo during registration tomorrow, so I was hoping to sort this async tonight. Anything else I can try?
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This is still 100% true. The amount of fear I have for this fictional fox's well-being might be unhealthy.
Derrick@whyderrick
3 Jan 2021
If the creative team behind Monstress ever kills Kippa, I'll need a couple days to mourn.
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Sorry I'm not really here this morning yet. I haven't had my daily dose of Kelela's "Raven" blending in "Bruises" this morning.
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i highly recommend cooking date meals for solo eating sometimes. i feel paaaampered.
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I was never in favor of praying for the confidence of a mediocre white man. I knew what sort of chaos that would bring. I thought I did. This run of Twitter management is something else.
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Man that exchange on "curtains" where smino is just talkin with his elder put me in tears. "This boy, and excuse me for calling you boy —" "—forever" "He got that aura about him that he can take people places."
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This man said "entreprenigga entreprenigga i did it all on my own" and it's not even the best thing on the album. Mad luv 4 Luv 4 Rent man
Might mess around and reengage my relationship with subtext. More intentional, but allowed. Willingly clarified subtext. No. This tweet is not subtext.
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Reading ancient texts is amazing because you'll come across the most stunning brag bars anywhere. "There are nine types of abyss. I have show him three. Try bringing him again."
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What has the pandemic done to my fashion sense? I would absolutely rock this fit Bob has on.
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I thought to myself "how is memph bleek? Is he still a millionaire?" And i guess he must be, cuz if im honest i can't sing your praises if you promised on wax to keep me laced and reneged.
MemphisBleek@memphisbleek
26 Aug 2022
Been told niggas 25yrs ago HOV DID‼️💪🏾🙌🏾💪🏾
🎶 I apologize/ me an' my coworkers been busy 🎶
ActBlue Tech Workers Union-CWA@abtwu
7 Sep 2022
We’re unionizing! As the workers of ActBlue Technical Services (ATS), we’re forming the ActBlue Tech Workers Union with @code_cwa @CWAunion. Today, we’re requesting voluntary recognition from @ActBlue and ATS management, and look forward to taking a seat at the bargaining table.
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This got too far off the meter of the song... I absolutely don't apologize for any of this.
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Man, say what you will (especially about the seduction dance), but this man is in an empty club having an amazing time. Commendable and admirable behavior.
Craven Morehead 🎿@Bee4orreal
11 Jul 2022
Her : “you better not be out there entertaining them hoes”. Me :
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People in America believe you shouldn't use soap with cast iron because the lye in soaps would eat the seasoning. Lye hasn't been in dish soap popularly for something like 50 years. (This is a tweet about the legacy of racism).
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I don't often think of famous people's hypothetical grudges, but Usher must still be tight that Ginuwine got the chorus on "I Need A Girl pt 2"
How's home nesting? I saw hella cobwebs in my window and made a feather duster by wrapping a paper towel around a chopstick.
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my bad. I was trying to share knowledge, but i just ended up sharing anxiety.
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Coworker A: appears on camera holding toddler Me: *disappears for 2 seconds, reappearing with a fox hand-puppet* Coworker B: Why do you have a fox? Me: Why does anyone have joy? We don't explain these things.
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