RT @wileyoverdosed: heard from a friend that you dream of me.. heard ur taking pills so that you can sleep. awwhh
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If you really are who you say, my future loving wife and the mother of 6 beautiful children, then you would show me your tits at this bar rn
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The prosperous weapons against me never formed
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If I were Hitler’s nephew or close relative I could’ve talked him out of the Holocaust
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It’s a shame I wasn’t there
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Mads really was playin with Daniel Craig’s balls, and in an interview in 2007, Dan said he loved it #truly #a #real #brit
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OUU BABY THUGGIN IT COSTS
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There’s a reason James Bond never banged a fat girl
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Found myself rooting for the Badger in Casino Royale when it was fighting the Cobra (chicken fight style) bc it’s a mammal #solidarity #brother
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I feign interest to make you feel desired
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FELLOW OF THE CHEMICAL SOCIETY
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Haven’t upper-deckered my grandma’s toilet in a while, gotta get one more in before she dies
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//missing!! retweeted
Replying to @whatever
Amazing what no tattoos, reasonable makeup, no crazy lashes, no piercings all over, can just make an attractive woman look amazing.
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rewatching Tenet, forgot how good this movie is
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Flashing Lights has to be one of the greatest beats ever made, no? That guy is incredible #my #goat
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30 seconds to mars was fye idc idc idc
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The time you told me that you wish you were dead
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