syd, 33, she/her | imagine hyperfixating on anything that isn't horses, reading, writing, or teaching in the public education system. could not be me

we are going to be fucking clowns on the global stage if we refused to vote for a billionaire as governor and then denied a billionaire tax lol
If you live in California and are confused about the upcoming elections please vote Yes on 40. No on 41 and 42. I’m a teacher of 25 years. We need to vote yes on 40. It’s a one time tax on those earning over 1 billion dollars. The rich people are paying for the “no” ads.
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hey, man. have you read mafia AU jerejean. if not, what better time to start than now? i just posted a new chapter! ✨ archiveofourown.org/works/59…
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black swan
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all of the posters my school site is making are AI slop and i hate it aaaAAAAAAAAAAAA WE LITERALLY GET CANVA PREMIUM AS EDUCATORS PLEASE FUCKING STOP
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Camilla about Palmedes:
we’re platonic, he’s my conscience and my greatest sin but we’re platonic. yeah he’s my rebellion against the encroaching dark, only mine. but we’re platonic.
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the fucking quote ??!!'nn!!!/&//&&???!!
now that goodreads has half star ratings i can give check & mate the real rating it deserves
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A beautiful woman seated behind me on the bus looks over my shoulder and playfully asks “What’s on your phone?” just as I enter “PENIS” as my first Wordle guess and get all gray letters
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Writing a fic for the arts not the charts and being okay with only the real ones getting it
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that one friend who got work tomorrow: "they are skinning me alive and ripping my bones out and reassembling me in the shape of a horse tomorrow"
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"though" is my comfort word
1,000 "justs" later. 😖
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Somehow almost done. (Thank you @wyverning for the document you saved me a lot of sorrow). I can’t do that typical “summarizing what happens in the book as I point out the similarities” thing bc it’s all so. Nothing happens. “They’re at the amusement park. Now at the bar”
Back to the torture factory we go
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MY GOAT
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GIDEON NAV
i was told that when i came out of anesthesia the first thing i said was "yo i lived, who want they pussy ate" so that's how i know i'm me fr
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jeremy :)
Dom with a praise kink sitting there with their tail wagging as they wait for their sub to come back to consciousness and tell them how good they made them cum
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Need a few more interactions with these two actually. I think it'd be funny. #aftg #tgr
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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the wet squiggler
I need help identifying this creature is this an otter?
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listen to them . #phm #residentevil #mickey17
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