Noah’s Ark resting place is reportedly “100% confirmed” after 4,300 years, following the discovery of an astonishing “man-made” structure buried deep underground, per Daily Mail.

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The eengines in my “factory” girl isn’t the only one who has mastered selling Chinese manufacturing direct to an America audience

Even Mountain Dew is getting in on it lmao 🤣

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Arrests were just made in a high-profile sex trafficking ring that involved government contractors, professors, military officers, executives at pharmaceutical companies and more This trafficking ring was operating in apartment complexes in Cambridge, Dedham, and Watertown, Massachusetts as well as Virginia. "They are doctors, they are lawyers, they're accountants, they are executives at high-tech companies, pharmaceutical companies, they're military officers, government contractors, professors, scientists," Levy said of the brothels' customers. "Pick a profession, they're probably represented in this case."

Hugh Jackman, when asked what he thinks about Insomniac’s Wolverine game: “I mean, if there’s ever a time I wish I wasn’t Wolverine, this would be it. The videos I’ve seen are so embarrassing.”

Really thought I was gonna lose her today. She's been really lethargic and not eating. Barely moves. Brought her to the vet today thinking I was going to get the news... Nope.. temp was fine, guts and lungs were fine. She's just fighting off an infection, like a dog flu basically. This dog has had 2 tumors removed in a year. She's now on her 3rd dose of Torigen which is a brand new cancer vaccine that she is pioneering for this vet. She's one hell of a trooper for 10 years old. She's my best friend so I do everything I can for this mut. ❤️

I ask you all to bow your heads in prayer.

Had to double check to make sure I wasn't at a fair in India.

Why you shouldn't go shopping with me.

Birds are kinda hot now.

I still think about him often.

Everyone is worried about robot overlords.

I Think I watched the wrong Kung Fu Panda😂😭

Raw onions

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All that incest and they still produced a better garden than the antifa CHAZ autonomy zone.

I just woke up from a dream I ran into @frozenaesthetic at some local dive coffee shop. She was dressed as a bohemian hippy with blonde dreads. We then proceeded to start a skin therapy treatment line outside, it was sstup like a carwash line and we just threw lotion at each customer. At the end of the run, I would throw miniature pancakes at their faces. I had drool all over my pillow.

My Saturday