~ queer ~ libra ~ art student ~ a fan of muppets, comedy, and old music ~ let’s be friends
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🍓strawbirdy🍓 retweeted
phil making people pick a gem on his bedazzled jeans and giving them a fortune depending on which they chose but his own running gag being that all the fortunes were bad like he’s actually the funniest person alive. hi nice to meet you… name your hole… you’re dying tomorrow
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The phandom discourse around showering being promptly followed by Dan and Phil talking about how much they like showering and joking about doing it up to 4 times a day cause they’re bored is killing me
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🍓strawbirdy🍓 retweeted
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Dallas County District Court
My Chemical Romance is facing legal action from the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders over outfits that dancers wore at the band's Hollywood Bowl concert rollingstone.com/music/music…
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im going to cry i'll never forget the kindness eric bauza gave me so many years ago im actually in tears i cant believe this
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I did too until i actually tried to do graphic design and OMFG that shit is so hard I will never assume something like that again
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Me when I tried out for the bowling team in high school only it was because no one could figure out how I could be so fucking bad at bowling
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Shit so bleak I’m excited about something the Walmart cmo said… but at the same time LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
Walmart CMO William White views The Muppets as carrying broad consumer appeal and fresh relevance following a TV special featuring Sabrina Carpenter and their cameo at the World Cup final halftime show.
(marketingdive.com/news/walma…)
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Made the mistake of looking up a childhood interest on TikTok… people on that app really make everything about fandom and discourse omg it’s getting unreasonable
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🍓strawbirdy🍓 retweeted
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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