Insane.

My son asked me a weird question when he entered high school: "Can you tell all my friends that you drug test me randomly?" I looked at him and said, "I don't drug test you." He smiled and said, "I know. But if they think you’re a psycho who tests me every Sunday, I can say no to everything at parties without getting roasted. I just blame you." Now, whenever someone hands him something stupid, he hits them with: "Bro, I can't. My dad is an absolute lunatic, he tests me every week and he'll take my car for a year." Done. Zero peer pressure. Zero lost street cred. Parents: be the villain in their stories. Give them the excuse they need to stay clean without feeling like an outcast.

Brazil just counted 116 million ballots in four hours LA took weeks to count 850k ballots

HARVARD JUST PULLED OFF A HAIL MARY LATERAL TO WIN!!!!! 🤯

Chip Kelly went FULL BLOWN Wing-T and Northwestern rushed for 413 yards against Penn State 🚂 Here’s a few of the best designed plays ✍🏼

If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀 #AggieFactThursday

UMass is sold out this weekend against Eastern Michigan, the school’s first sellout since 2014. UMass is 4-0 under second-year coach Joe Harasymiak and barreling toward the program’s first-ever bowl game. They are expecting more than 17,000 fans at McGuirk Alumni Stadium.

"I'm gonna say this, I probably shouldn't: nine of my players make more than my assistants. And the other three make more than all my staff, and we are not one of the highest payers..." John Calipari continuing his support for Protect College Sports Act while dishing out some interesting facts on his roster. #WPS Full 35-minute presser: nwahomepage.com/sports/watch…

Holy crap, Hussein,….. ALL of the division and toxicity began with your first day in the White House.

I didn’t think it could get worse, but here we are.

This from @TedLehman11 pretty much sums up how OU fans have felt about the whole season so far....@OURadioCrew @GabeIkard #Sooners

Trinidad Chambliss just waited through Sumrall’s entire TV interview to congratulate him on the win. Easy to see why Ole Miss fans love him. #gators #olemiss

Per ESPN Research: when UGA does NOT blitz, John Mateer is 13/14, 132 yds, 0 Turnovers. When UGA does blitz, he is 2/5, 7 yards, 3 turnovers.

Oklahoma was the men’s job. When they fired Jeff Caple, they tried to hire Lon Kruger, Lon turned OU down. Geno was close to taking it, Geno changed his mind, they went back after Lon.

Man, Mike Leach 🙏I’m sure is smiling in heaven over what this guy is doing! He’s infectious and has energized a program that had been left for dead! 👇🏈🎙️🎧

I hate to put it this way but this is Lincoln Riley’s biggest game in his USC tenure. This is more than just improving the odds of making a playoff spot. The result of this game will keep the California recruiting moment on USC, losing the game will shift the other way. Like LR said the “Time is Now” Lincoln Riley must empty the bag on Oregon this Saturday, everything he has and plant that USC flag on the West Coast ✌️

Jon Sumrall (defensive head coach) put up 44 with Florida in his very first SEC game, by the way First try

Ole Miss has 2 wins over the last 60 years in AP top-10 matchups... Pete Golding has both.

OU offense through 3 games: 329.7 yards per game - 114th nationally 110.3 rushing yards per game - 122nd nationally 5.6 yards per play - 96th nationally 25.0 points per game - 99th nationally 219.3 passing yards per game - 79th nationally Turnover margin: -4 - 127th nationally