Importer/Exporter | Screen Name Kris | My best tweets don't get RTd | Founded @slcdunk | RT, you cowards! | Never, ever happy |

Pretty surreal seeing the Muse Charm on stage at Connect. It was really fun incubating this lil guy alongside a small group of incredibly talented designers. Technology should be fun!
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Portal R for Ripoff. You too can feed your family of four for $120.
My goodness 😂😂 when did Gordon Ramsay get a job at Apollo Burger? @RyanQualtrics @deltacenter this is insane
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BS. They just replaced Jean-Claude Vann Damme with Stallone.
Finally, something that isn’t AI.
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My goodness 😂😂 when did Gordon Ramsay get a job at Apollo Burger? @RyanQualtrics @deltacenter this is insane
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Astra hacked
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No we didn’t
I agree it was a mistake for McDonald’s to pivot away from families and my kids have less affinity for the brand than I did. But it’s also worth remembering that we asked for this. Gen Xers & elder millennials (my gen) wanted modernism, minimalism etc upon reaching adulthood
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Now that fall is here
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Good thing his name isn’t Trill.
🚨 Bill Gates predicts that AI could “drive events that cause a billion deaths”
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Asking Meta's Muse what happens to my data:
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Flock cameras have privacy rights
Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300,000 of its surveillance devices across the United States.
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Jordan pushed off
My jaw is on the floor. We will be having an emergency LIVE today. Details in a bit. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
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Me: Wanna fool around? Wife: I haven't showered in a day and a half, haven't shaved in a week and I still haven't brushed my teeth yet. Me: Wife: Me: So is that a yeah or-
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Kids are off school today, and I’m off too, so extended LOTR marathon it is!
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What?
just found out americans don't say "pardon" to get someone to repeat themselves? what do you guys say???😭
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Feed me!
The 49ers now have seen six defensive linemen go down in the past two weeks: 🏈Nick Bosa (calf; expected to miss at least a few weeks) 🏈Alfred Collins (torn patellar tendon, season-ending) 🏈Sam Okuayinonu (broken foot) 🏈James Thompson Jr. (high-ankle sprain) 🏈Romello Height (broken hand) 🏈C.J. West (bone chip in knee) Mykel Williams also is still on PUP from his ACL last season.
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🧡🩵💛 BETTER NATURE 1. Cradle (Better Nature) 2. Connection 3. Pins & Needles 4. Friendly Fires 5. Nightlight 6. Circadian Rhythm (Last Dance) 7. Tapedeck 8. Latchkey Kids 9. Ragamuffin 10. The Wild Kind
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Medic!
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Bachmeier family dinner.
Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣
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This is ensconced
This is a sconce.
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