SalesMan (Dave Tepper forever my opp)@95KeepPounding

Ride or die @Panthers @Hornets @CharlotteFC @Canes. Get off my lawn. Member @RoaringRiot @CrownClubCLT. Committed to the craft. Do you even tailgate, Bro? #FYT

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Joined March 2013
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I always like to take one final crap before checking out of a hotel or Airbnb.
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A) It’s called ribs not barbecue. Pulled pork is bbq. B)
Interesting things
@awkwardgoogle
Sep 24
How to remove the rib membrane for barbecue
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Haven’t related to a tweet this much in awhile 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Grits n Football
@goodbreffis
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At 9pm when I tell the wife the brisket still needs to rest before we can have dinner.
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This is actually child’s play for my Panthers. I’m used to having like $100 mil in dead money under Hurney and Fitterer. I’m gonna crack a beer for this news.
Kilgore Trout (Polka king of the Southeast)
@KilgoreOfTrout
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Panthers fans yall wanna be sick?? This year we're paying in dead money: $5.7 mil to Andy Dalton, $3.3 mil to Adam thielen, $2.3 mil to josey Jewell, and $3.3 Mil to Shy Tuttle
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Bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdate
Sep 24
The #Bills will be rocking their new alternate uniforms on Sunday vs. the Chargers:
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That Panthers injury report is no bueno
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When they ask Julie Rhule if she adds LSD to her meatball recipe.
uk politics reaction video
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If I was invited to this dinner, as soon as this shit began I would’ve start beating ass clockwise around that table.
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When the trainers ask Caleb Williams to show them where it hurts
Unhinged
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By the way, we need more Turkish joints in Charlotte. Damn lamb doner kebabs are undefeated in Europe. If you know of any good ones let me know.
SalesMan (Dave Tepper forever my opp)@95KeepPounding
Sep 23
You know a restaurant is gonna be good when the bug zapper in the corner of the place keeps going off.
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You know a restaurant is gonna be good when the bug zapper in the corner of the place keeps going off.
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I think the Panthers 2024 draft class is a result of Dave and Nicole hiring Dan Morgan on one condition: “Dan, we will hire you as GM, but me and Nicole get to run the 2024 draft, then you can take the reins after that.”
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Every day I want to delete this app then some shit like this pops up and I decide to keep it a little longer.
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@Emilio2763
Sep 22
They turned the Casket into a Fk’n Gravitron…. I give up…. I give the fuck Up…
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Please let it be true
Steven Patton
@PattonAnalytics
Sep 23
I fear Baker might be cooked
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Did he get carted off? (Asking out of general curiosity)
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
Sep 22
#Giants QB Jaxson Dart suffered a knee injury last night that was worse than anticipated, sources told me and @MikeGarafolo after the MRI. He’s out an extended period of time, possibly the season.
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This is how I picture Marty Hurney and Dave Tepper at Rhule’s house after Matt’s wife warmed up those frozen meatballs in the crockpot.
Jon Gabriel
@exjon
Sep 22
"Nobody touch the meatballs. They're for dinner." Me: "mmfm oom kaym"
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This has to be AI
Yuriy Andriyashchuk🇺🇦
@YuriyATL
Sep 20
Panthers still ain’t good to me at all. The #Falcons just love always making them look amazing smh.
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PFF
@PFF
Sep 22
Our Power Rankings are derived from the quality of each team as defined by Point Spread Team Ratings
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Forgot that I bookmarked this ridiculous tweet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@falconshateme
May 14
i speak for all falcons fc when i say we applying the meanest belt — bookmark me idc
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When Caleb Williams gets his toenails trimmed
suzy
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America could conserve billions of gallons of water a day if we don’t make automatic toilet flush sensors so gotdamn sensitive.
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