Boss/Freak
Mother Base
Based in United States
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"I have a slim minimalist kit to stay on the move and ensure I can operate properly"
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Howling "Venom" Snake retweeted
"Ultron and Thanos were right" niggas when you tell them you're a fan of Hitler:
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Howling "Venom" Snake retweeted
The staff at Auschwitz just found out I am actually not a maintenance supervisor for the camps facilities, they caught me using the masturbation machines for the 4th time in a row. I been hiding under a pile of shoes for hours now waiting for the coast to clear
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Taking girlfriend applications, requirements listed below:
-biological female
-18-35 years old
-dark purple hair
-not fat
-will love me but is super mean to me
-carry 2 Beretta 92FS INOX in shoulder holsters with ivory grips
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Howling "Venom" Snake retweeted
There’s cool … and then there’s kicking in a pedophile’s front door with a 10mm Nighthawk 1911 on your hip cool.
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Howling "Venom" Snake retweeted
“Boss, have you been dipping in Cypher’s chocolate?”
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Howling "Venom" Snake retweeted
People always say heil hitler but it’s never how’s hitler, hello hitler, nice to see you again hitler
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Again what we could have had if konami didn't make every mgsV gun and optic look like a inbred alternate universe version of it
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I stand with @sportdrink but I want them to put the post back up because it's funny
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