Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
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I鈥檓 not Anthony Kessler who works at Baker Tilly or living at the address people claim. Leave people alone unless you can confirm 100% it is them. Not everything you see on the internet is real. Common names can be impossible to confirm. Look at his photo compared to mine. Think!
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Me on a Friday at work after @ADM_Cockfield said I鈥檇 be fired and kicked out of school by now: 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Anthony Kessler | Moderate 馃嚭馃嚫 retweeted
Just started a new business, we鈥檙e making gas station signs with 4 digits
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Anthony Kessler | Moderate 馃嚭馃嚫 retweeted
My three-year-old was at the Ed Sheeran concert when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why isn't the nice white rapper performing?" And when I told her "Because an old guy who visits teen-aged prostitutes had him cancelled," she started crying.
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Donald Trump
PolitiFact trackers of completed terms show his first term with the highest broken share: 54 of 102 promises (about 53 percent). Biden broke 34 of 99 (34 percent). Obama broke about 24 percent of over 500. Earlier presidents like Clinton kept roughly two-thirds. Direct comparisons remain imperfect due to varying promise counts, term lengths, and congressional factors.
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I鈥檓 not Anthony Kessler who works at Baker Tilly or living at the address people claim. Leave people alone unless you can confirm 100% it is them. Not everything you see on the internet is real. Common names can be impossible to confirm. Look at his photo compared to mine. Think!
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Every single person who thought their own mental health problem (crying over memes) outranked basic Google search to make sure they were not acting irrationally over a photo they didn鈥檛 like. Time to look in the mirror. Maybe even enroll in some therapy. Trust me, you need it.
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No matter how many times I told people they were wrong they would continue to say I was lying. Their own hate, self centered revenge, blinded people from basic research. This is the problem with the internet. Instead of minding your own business you try to ruin innocent lives.
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RIP Charlie Kirk and his equal George Floyd. @Kronykal
i know people in this space might jump down my throat for this but it鈥檚 honestly so sad that he just snorted the fent that killed him in front of everyone. addiction is a horrific disease
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Anthony Kessler | Moderate 馃嚭馃嚫 retweeted
I smoke two Kirk鈥檚 in the morning
I smoke two Kirk鈥檚 at night
I smoke two Kirk鈥檚 in the afternoon
It makes me feel Alt-Right
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Anthony Kessler | Moderate 馃嚭馃嚫 retweeted
remember the walmart yodeling kid? this is him now. feel old yet?
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When told by a reporter during his run for the presidency, "Governor, you have the vote of every intelligent American," Adlai Stevenson is said to have replied, "That won't be nearly enough."
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Anthony Kessler | Moderate 馃嚭馃嚫 retweeted
I love the state of South Carolina. It is a beautiful place with beautiful people. Charleston, Greenville, the lakes around Seneca, Hilton Head, Kiawah, Beaufort. But damn all you stupid Republicans...my party. How dumb can you be?
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Anthony Kessler | Moderate 馃嚭馃嚫 retweeted
Hello @Disney @Pixar I'm confused by this branding. This makes me firmly believe that Disney Pixar branding and franchising is officially MAGA affiliated! This image has made me unlikely to purchase one of your products ever again.
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Anthony Kessler | Moderate 馃嚭馃嚫 retweeted
I was going to have a Golden Age of America party but all the snacks I bought have been recalled
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