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Meghan Markle shopped herself six fingers!
Ok… I’ve just realised… WHY THE F*CK HAS SHE GOT 6 FINGERS?🫪 It’s almost as if… brace yourself… she’s photoshopped the image? Heaven forfend! *Laird gasps in British
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My mother is always feeling spiritual things, she is feeling God's presence, she felt when her father died though she wasn't there, she feels the comfort of God, she feels spiritual distress in other people. Meanwhile I feel nothing. Why isn't this heritable? We are in many ways very similar! We banter approximately how I post🥰😇
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almost like a Thermos!
A hot lunch without finding a microwave
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Voici les deux connards de Youtubeurs, Enzo Debhi Charbonnier et Johan Courtel, qui ont massacré une statue de la Vierge Marie en Corse. Tout ça pour faire le buzz sur les réseaux : crétins !
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Elizabeth I’s diamond and ruby ring, bearing her initial and taken from her body after her death in 1603, reveals more than meets the eye. A secret compartment opens to display two miniatures of Elizabeth and her mother, Anne Boleyn. The second of Henry VIII’s wives, Anne was executed on May 19, 1536 on charges of incest, adultery, and high treason. The future queen was only two years old at the time of her mother’s death.
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Replying to @latonella
If it doesn't taste like Olive Garden it can't be good. (Requisite /S for the humor impaired).
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Apparently, he wants to get this removed from the internet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @boxmontessori
Sad old bint isn’t she
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😂😂😂 Weird how this doesn’t even look out of the ordinary!!
when emotions take over citizen H
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how to blunt your knife
A steel board that will not soak up bacteria or odours
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Hey, #knowNowtHarry, way to show off your shiny bald pate!
tell me you have not skydived before without telling me
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where's the fun in opening that?
Shop Now: ravemio.com/products/the-wor… Skip the tape, folding and last-minute wrapping mess. With multiple festive styles and sizes, these drawstring gift bags give you a quicker way to prepare presents for family gatherings, parties and holiday exchanges.
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how very weird .... and somewhat creepy
So Kelly Zajfen goes to the Cotswolds with #HarryandMeghan (is she living there now? She dresses her daughter in pajamas with #PrincessDiana’s FACE on them. An I the only one that thinks that’s incredibly tone deaf, weird and awkward? That’s your besties dead mother in law. Her husbands deceased mother. And you’re dressing your kid in jammies with her cartoon face on them. It’s not cute and it’s not funny. #MeghanMarkle
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Kelly whateverhername is attempting the impossible! 🤣🤣🤣
Kelly is Meghan’s new PR guy. Because she can no longer afford an actual PR company to do all her dirty work.
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Replying to @Olga03713154
A hypocrite.
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I'm not offended, I find this hilarious! 🤣🤣
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Replying to @Sunshin16937977
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Here’s another take I read elsewhere. It’s said that the two men were arguing over the funeral arrangements and Prince Charles said: "you've suddenly remembered your sister...you'll forget her again soon enough." Similar words, different meaning.
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September 21, 2026 Blind Item #14 Hey, if you are the most hated person in the UK, what should the alliterate one do? Find the most hated person in the US who moved to the UK and hang out with her.
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