Protestant🦬, Militech's strongest autist, Proverbs 5, MIZ
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250 years of being the best to ever do it. Never bet against the Americans. Always remember who you are, American. 🇺🇸
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300 blackout having the ability to chamber and lock into a 5.56 barrel may be one of the most obvious engineering blunders ever made
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Under Lutheran world domination, we will outlaw all Methodist hymns.
Anglican Christmas carols will be permitted on the condition that they slap.
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Yeah, I'm a WASP
Wretched
Abominable
Sinful
Person
(God thing Christ came for sinners ❤️)
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$2 gas man. Cmon. It'd be 2019 but better.
Our message to corporate America is simple: We’re not going to let you lay off American workers so you can replace them with cheap foreign labor.
whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2…
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Disney is raising the price of Disney+ again.
The monthly option without ads will rise by $2.50 to $21.49 per month.
(Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)
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When they do it it’s fine but when Barry bonds does it he’s suddenly not a hall of famer apparently. SMH
Trans activists inject themselves with HRT in defiance outside NYU Langone Health after the hospital stopped providing puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones to children following pressure from the Trump Administration:
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How I look at the woke girl I’m dating while she tries to explain to her friends that I’m not that bad after I use the R slur
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> start Hoi4
> 1939 starting date
> select France
> delete all divisions
> unpause
> capitulate to Germany
> switch to Vichy France
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Wrong. There is always somebody there. You. When you spend enough time alone (not lonely, actually alone) you understand this. Make peace with yourself. Your entire life is one long onslaught to try to make you need something because they can't take from a man who needs nothing.
>put myself "out there"
>nothing happens
>nobody talks to me
>try other places
>nobodies there, everyone's old, etc, etc
People are imagining that a man can will into being something that they never had to do on their own.
Oftentimes there's nothing.
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Imagine being an Indonesian islander in 1610 and 100 of these niggas get off a ship and say some "herde verde give me the spices hinga dinga" shit and vaporize the dude standing next to you with a blunderbuss.
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I don’t think people actually realize how bad Obama fucked the health insurance market man.
Health insurance costs are insane.
Making me wanna get a public service job, or go become a janitor at a hospital just for the benefits. I can fight the druggies and mop up blood and shit (for $18/month health insurance)
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JUST ANNOUNCED: The Border War back in KC!
Kansas and Missouri will meet in the 2026 Border Showdown Dec. 6, at T-Mobile Center, bringing one of college basketball’s most historic rivalries back to a neutral court in the heart of KC! Tickets go on sale Oct. 5 at 10 a.m.
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Hitting the ODing homeless woman I'm gooning to with narcan right before I bust
HonestlyGen0 (COMS OPEN!!)
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Bungies releases a "next chapter in Bungie"
Features studio head and GM of marathon
Dcv gets yeeted cool.gif
Marathon gets support after year 1 awesome.gif
Marathon GM is generic white guy lfg
Studio head is a Star wars named indian
Is so fckn over.jpg
Mfw pete parsons fucked us so bad that they have a jeet running the show now.
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