Expert in Biblical Apophenia * On Probation * Stupid Deacons * Satire, sometimes * Still the Pastor of my Domain * הוא / היא

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The sign on my church says: No Shirt No Shoes No Service
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Canadians who believe TDS is a thing would be first on the welcoming committee for a US invasion.
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Accusing people of having TDS is how pedophiles identify themselves to each other.
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Anne Applebaum: "You've certainly seen some in the administration playing around with Alberta separatism. These are all games and tests to see if the U.S. can help begin the process of breaking up Canada. And I think that is with the goal of absorbing all or part of Canada one way or the other into the United States."
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I for one welcome changing the name of AI. I am now hunting for the very best SI Models. SI Swimsuit Edition Models!
Many people think that the words “Artificial Intelligence” are inaccurate, and very ineloquent, relative to AI, or Artificial Intelligence. A far more elegant and accurate description of this new phenomena would be Superior Intelligence (SI) or, Extreme Intelligence (EI) or, Supreme Intelligence (SI). This is a Poll, and I would appreciate everybody voting! Which is the best name for this ever growing “Revolution?” President DONALD J. TRUMP
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No one worth mentioning, that is
KAITLAN COLLINS SAID NO ONE WILL BE COVERING POTUS, WELL WE ARE! Think again Kaitlan, RAV is on the ground and reporting. 😉
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All the time and effort invested in discussing Trump’s Potash deal with Belarus could easily be summed up with two words: “He’s Lying” Fool me once shame on you. Fool me 5000 times… #Potash
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In last week’s sermon I mentioned the “Man of Sin” and the “Father of Lies” I received numerous complaints claiming I had TDS.
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Former Prime Minister Stephen Harper gives closing remarks at the Investment Summit in Toronto. Harper says Canada was ready in 2015 to be an energy superpower, but did not happen because of a decade of bad policy.
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Most of my feeds (X, FB, Threads) are telling me 4 things: 1. Mark Carney is a dictator 2. Donald Trump is saving Democracy 3. Putin is a pretty good guy 4. 51st State The folks have lots of numbers in the name, low follower counts and high engagement. Cool
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ALT season 4 episode 3 GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

Have you ever seen a snail eating before?
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Why are certain Americans so triggered by Canada diversifying its trade and alliances? 🇨🇦🌍 If Europe is truly the poor, slow-growing and failing continent they claim it is, then closer Canadian ties with the EU should pose no threat whatsoever. Yet the intensity of the reaction suggests they are deeply uncomfortable with it. Something does not add up. Canada diversifying is not the same as Canada abandoning the United States. It is basic economic risk management. After tariffs, threats and repeated uncertainty from Washington, why wouldn’t Canada seek more customers, investment partners, defence relationships and political options? Perhaps the real concern is not Europe’s supposed weakness. Perhaps it is Canada becoming less dependent on the United States and therefore harder to pressure. 🤔 Good neighbours should want each other to be strong, prosperous and resilient. Diversification should complement our relationship with America, not threaten it. 🤝 #Canada #Europe #Trade #EconomicSecurity #Diversification
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Saw this food booth at the Canadian National Exhibition in Toronto. We just kept walking…
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Just happened upon Canada’s only airshow with American made Mustangs and Spitfires because Canada has no military. Spreading CHEMTRAILS all over. The pink ones turn you gay and the other spreads TDS. Don’t get me started on the Chinese Demon Boats!
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Canada is no longer the only country with a loonie for its $1 coin.
JUST IN: The U.S. Mint announced that $1 coins featuring President Trump's likeness have entered circulation and can be purchased on its website. abcnews.link/TaRcor5?utm_sou…
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
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