Your expectations are unrealistic. Crypto’s resident realtor.

Not the US of A
I usually just lurk and shitpost with this account. But now that everyone’s getting filthy rich, I’m gonna start putting out real estate advice to keep you that way. The #crypto anons have taught me so much and I want to return the favor. DM’s are open too. Tip # 1
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$400 for the map they use to give you for free
Mark my words. They’re gonna bring back “tactile collectibles” now that the streaming subscription war is won. The note liners/cases for discs we use to take for granted will be sold back to us for $100 a pop & just maybe they’ll throw in a blank disc to download on
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Farming at its finest Iykyk @ParallelColony
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We use to do this in the forest preserve, but with kegs
Serious question. Do zoomers even know what it’s like to be chased by law enforcement across a football field while carrying a six pack, a bottle of vodka, and Marlboro lights?
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One month??? That’s all I’m getting?!?! You’ve been stealing from us for years and you give me one month. A worth of payments?!?? Good thing I got a big ol hail damage claim ready to go. Fuck you guys
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I was wrong. Ai will save us
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This song titled “Mace Fell Out of a Windu” has been going viral and created a discussion among entertainment fans on how ‘good AI’ is starting to become accepted after Star Wars fans instantly started sharing the track.
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She got it wrong! Oh mane
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Br a shame if we ruined all that work you just put in. Fukin burgers
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Plaza accord 2.0 except we’re Japan
BREAKING: Trump is consider building Chinese EVs in US, per NBC
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Wintermute for stonks
Over the last three months, there has been a repeatable and extremely sizable footprint in the /ES market that consistently comes in and drives equities lower. The flow has a very specific execution pattern. They pile into the order book, aggressively taking liquidity tick after tick through what looks like a compressed TWAP. The price impact is immediate, and the pressure tends to remain heavy throughout the moment they turn the program on. In some ways, it resembles forced or margin-related selling (waterfall like selling), despite the fact that it clearly isn’t. When they release from the orderbook, the market slightly bounces and then trades in a small range for the remaining part of the day. There’s other execution tendencies this end user has. I won’t list out all for obvious reasons but at this point I’m sure a lot of traders are seeing this. What makes it particularly interesting is trying to conceptualize what type of shop could be behind it. There are very few firms in the world with a balance sheet large enough to consistently trade this kind of size and execute in such an elementary manner. And no it’s not due to gamma or delta hedging. It doesn’t behave like a traditional equity derivatives dealer that would be hedging out delta/ gamma risk. The execution is less sophisticated, and the footprint tends to have a strong cross-asset relationship with moves in rates, which isn’t typically what you would expect from an equity derivatives market maker. It’s not a vol control fund, it’s not a pension or endowment. Which narrows the list down for those with a creative mind. These things end up making headlines weeks or months later. Whatever this flow is, it’s truly fascinating to watch this footprint reappear every few days with such force, consistency, and lack of care to hide their impact. I’m not sure I have ever seen a flow like this while markets are so close to all time highs.
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I have cleaning obsession because of this
People with glasses, you ever be out in the sun, and your glances have a stupid glare reflection right at your peripheral vision that you then focus on and can’t unsee? The worst…
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Okay it’s official. If you talk through the options and choose. Your avatar will do it for you. Thats pretty crazy. Can we get some more autonomy stuff @ParallelColony
My avatar just Leroy Jenkined @ParallelColony
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You may live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension
Sony has patented a PlayStation controller that would support tap-to-pay with card or phone The controller would transfer payment details directly to the console
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It’s time to bring back public hangings
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My avatar just Leroy Jenkined @ParallelColony
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Holy cow. After I did a little more and narrowed down choices. Once I said I agree, she choose the option automatically! I did not at all choose the option yet. I’m gonna have to try this again to see if it was a fluke
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Ai replaces skills and they have none. So it should be an easy layup saving millions
Bill Burr hassaid AI should replace CEOs, not their working employees: “Why don’t they make an AI CEO? They’re making way more [than] all the workers. You’re going to save way more money replacing one guy. Why don’t you do that? Because it’s not for us. It’s for them.”
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It’s not a bull market until a market maker gets blown out and you’re doing a loss poor job at that
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Profit
What's the hardest part of trading?
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B every time and it’s because of the 800 ft of frontage
Hey @grok which Land deal is best according to you A or B ??
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